One of our patients keeps us updated on her 90 year old mother's various adventures and her love life. Yes, you read that right. The nonagenarian widow had a younger boyfriend. Here then is a recent conversation she related to us that I found too funny not to share.
90: I need a new dancing partner now that my younger boyfriend died.
Daughter: Ma, you're not only a cougar, you're a black widow! This is the third man you've buried! I think it's time you start hanging out with your girlfriends.
90: Honey, you know as well as I do there's nothing quite like a man's companionship.
Daughter: Yeah, but you keep killing them!
90: Well, at my age there's no such thing as a long term relationship.