You just never know what sorts of interesting ideas you will come across when you pick up a magazine NOT targeted for your particular demographic. Our office receives the Men's Health Magazine. If you've never read it just imagine Cosmopolitan for men. Today I was thumbing through it looking for material for another project and found some blog-fodder. Way in the back, where all the miniature ads are (you know the ones...if you were reading a comic book it they'd be for x-ray specs, sea monkeys, and Charles Atlas bodybuilding), I found a gem...or perhaps it was jewels...family jewels.
I discovered that for the low, low price of $14.99 all the gentlemen out there with personal moisture problems can take care of their annoyance with Fresh Balls. Don't believe me? Check it out.
According to the FAQs on the website it is all natural, has no taste (I kid you not) and can be applied as often as desired. Under the testimonials one guy says he has gone through 22 tubes of the stuff already. I'm thinking he either has the sweatiest balls around or he just reeeeeeally likes applying Fresh Balls.
This Christmas along with festive, shiny balls on the tree all the men out there can have Fresh Balls without the frosted look baby powder gives. So be sure to ask Santa to stuff your stocking with Fresh Balls!