Sunday, January 06, 2013
Overheard at Chez Lime
During a family movie night at home...
Me to Isaac: Give me a foot rub, please.
Isaac: No way!
Mr. Lime: I don't like footrubs.
Me: Are you kidding? Who doesn't like foot rubs? I love foot rubs.
Calypso: I like back rubs.
Mr. Lime: I like scrotal rubs.
Isaac: I like nipple rugs...er rubs....
Mr. Lime: Wow, just imagine a rug of nipples.
Isaac: I think a wall of them would be cool...or a nipple bed.
Me: Bed of nipples instead of a bed of nails?
Isaac: Oh yeah! Or make a beanbag chair out of a giant nipple.
Ah, yes, things devolve quickly around here...