Overheard at Chez Lime

During a family movie night at home...

Me to Isaac:  Give me a foot rub, please.

Isaac: No way!

Mr. Lime:  I don't like footrubs.

Me:  Are you kidding?  Who doesn't like foot rubs?  I love foot rubs.

Calypso: I like back rubs.

Mr. Lime: I like scrotal rubs.

Isaac: I like nipple rugs...er rubs....

Mr. Lime: Wow, just imagine a rug of nipples.

Isaac: I think a wall of them would be cool...or a nipple bed.

Me:  Bed of nipples instead of a bed of nails?

Isaac:  Oh yeah!  Or make a beanbag chair out of a giant nipple.


Ah, yes, things devolve quickly around here...