Showing posts with label i did it and even i find it hard to believe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label i did it and even i find it hard to believe. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Slice of Lime-Amazing Feats of Strength

If you saw these two people in the street, which would you wager could tear a phone book in half?
I'm pretty sure you wouldn't gamble on me.
I'm significantly smaller, weaker,
and I have that left hand, Janita, which was demolished 4 years ago.


Well, I'm pretty pleased to say that not only did I best the big guy with enormous hands, but I also bested another guy who is a 3rd degree black belt.  They each tried and failed to produce any results.  The black belt had even boasted that he knew the "technique" required.  When they both failed I took the phone book and set out to see if I could discover the "technique."  After my first inch or two of success I began giggling.  
Then I tore a few more inches and giggled more.
 I actually shocked myself when I got to a certain point and it became apparent I'd really be able to rip the entire thing
.

Let's give it up for the short, overweight, middle-aged moms with a bum hand.
Oh yeah, I admit...
after succeeding I went into the office where the two guys were and held out the rent phone book as I asked,
"Can one of you girls get rid of this for me?"