Friday, October 21, 2005

Complete the Sentence

Stole this from the Deerledge blog.


1) My uncle once: ran away to North Carolina when he was a teenager.

2) Never again in my life: do I want to have another car accident.

3) When I was five: life was good.

4) High School was: forgettable.

5) I will never forget: my first sweetheart.

6) I once met: the first lady of Trinidad and Tobago. When she asked me to tell the squatters I worked with to accept a deal to leave the land I respectfully declined and suggested her husband find a better solution.

7) There's this girl I know who: has the most stunning sea green eyes.

8) Once, at a bar: I tried to get served when I was 16.

9) By noon I'm usually: hungry.

10) Last night I: stayed up too late.

11) If I had only: gotten my schoolwork done sooner I might not be so stressed now.

12) Next time I go to church: I hope the pastor announces his retirement.

13) What worries me most: is something terrible happening to my kids.

14) When I turn my head right, I see: my fireplace.

15) When I turn my head left, I see: a closet.

16) You know I'm lying when: my nose grows.

17) You know what I miss most about the eighties: is being in college.

18) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: um, hhmm....err...I dunno.

19) By this time, next year: I'll be a year older.

20) A better name for me would be: a name I don't share with a million other people.

21) I have a hard time understanding: football, trigonometry, and physics.

22) If I ever go back to school I'll: be completely broke and then some.

23) You know I like you if: I want to spend time with you.

24) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: whoever helped me most to attain that honor.

25) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferarro are: strange bedfellows.

26) Take my advice, never: cut scotch bonnet peppers without wearing gloves.

27) My ideal breakfast is: bran flakes, blueberries, skim milk and OJ is what I have every day, but I'd really like a big ole farmer's breakfast or else chocolate covered strawberries in bed.

28) A song I love, but do not have is: Landslide by Stevie Nicks.

29) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: doing it off-season.

30) Why won't anyone: put their dirty clothes in the hamper.

31) If you spend the night at my house, DO: be prepared to lime.

32) I'd stop my wedding for: I dunno but my reception at the local Elks club got interupted at midnight so the lodge brothers could pay tribute to the dead Elk bretheren everywhere. I am not making this up.

33) The world could do without: vapid celebrities.

34) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: eat liver or kidney.

35) My favorite blonde is: my best pal, Gwen.

36) Paperclips are more useful than: electric pencil sharpeners.

37) San Diego means: Saint James

38) And by the way: I won't officially tag anyone because I don't want to be a pest, but would love to see a few people play (Snav, Susie, Ariella, Bantu, BS, Goody, Breazy? anyone?) along, so let me know if you do.

18 comments:

bsoholic said...

I might play along... possily.

bsoholic said...

possibly* sheesh

bsoholic said...

uhm, anyone got a dictionary for me?

I give up.

Melody said...

I did this on my blog a couple days ago...it was fun. Loved your answers. I too hate liver and kidney...but still not sure it'd be worse then licking a cockroach anyplace.

snavy said...

As I was reading this I was thinking of my own answers and loving yours! I will absatively do this over the weekend!

barefoot_mistress said...

I cant hear youuuuuuu!!!!!

Ariella said...

I'm on it!
:-P
Good answers!

Breazy said...

Sure I will do it ! I have been sitting here this morning trying to think of something to post and you have just solved that mystery for me ! :)

snavy said...

SUSIE - SHE SAID SHE WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU PLAY!!!

lime said...

susie, youseem to be having a lot of trouble with your hearing these days. yousure you don't need your ears checked?

lol, mel.....i am sure. there were some big ass cockroaches in trindad, i'd lick any one of em befgore i'd eat liver or kidney

breazy, glad to be of service, hehehe

ari, snav, bs.....cool!

The Village Idiot said...

Ok so this comment may not belong but...

I hear you can get new hairbrushes and stuff...at the Stuff Mart!

lime said...

lmao idiot:P

The Village Idiot said...

ok ..I played along

Ariella said...

ok, mine is up, read it and wonder...

barefoot_mistress said...

OK I Played! :P....

Thomcat said...

i was coerced into doing this ...

snavy said...
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snavy said...

Thom's lying ... see his lips are moving! (See # 16)