Thanks to one and all for the holiday wishes.
Thanks also for the great memories. An Amish wanna-be, CIA operative, beet-loving, talk show host tipping, heavy drinking, war hero with strong arsonist tendencies! Who knew I was so interesting?? I loved them, they kept me giggling!
Now, onto the week's weirdness in the form of Christmas gifts.
This was left in Mr. Lime's stocking.
I gave this to my cousin.
Last year my cousin gave me a stripper pole and fishnets because I told her Limeltte #1 remarked that was all I needed after watching me dance in the kitchen. Yes, we exchange weird things like this in front of the entire extended family, children included. I only wish I had pictures of the horrified looks on our respective children's faces. Mwahahaha!
Mr. Lime gave me this.
I got this, a box of Tastycakes, and a really cheap bottle of wine. I am still trying to figure out what the hell it means.