Thanks also for the great memories. An Amish wanna-be, CIA operative, beet-loving, talk show host tipping, heavy drinking, war hero with strong arsonist tendencies! Who knew I was so interesting?? I loved them, they kept me giggling!
Now, onto the week's weirdness in the form of Christmas gifts.
This was left in Mr. Lime's stocking.
I gave this to my cousin.
Last year my cousin gave me a stripper pole and fishnets because I told her Limeltte #1 remarked that was all I needed after watching me dance in the kitchen. Yes, we exchange weird things like this in front of the entire extended family, children included. I only wish I had pictures of the horrified looks on our respective children's faces. Mwahahaha!
Mr. Lime gave me this.
I got this, a box of Tastycakes, and a really cheap bottle of wine. I am still trying to figure out what the hell it means.
15 comments:
Hey, I thought you gave that thong to someone else!? LOL
I think you ought to rewrap your gifts and give them to hubby for his birthday...conveniently forgetting that he once gave them to you.....
bare, i gave the MIL one a few yrs ago, this purple number was the thong for this year, lol. you do raise a good point though about my propensity for giving them as gifts......
good idea on the regifting, thanks!
LMAO, wow and I thought my family exchanged weird gifts! What is that purple head thing on Mr. Lime's head anyway? What is it used for? (or do I really want to know? My mind is thinking something perverted. LOL)
You really got a pole? What did you do with the pole? Is it in your bedroom? Do you dance on it?
Where did you get the Monty Python TP? I know a few people who appreciate that gag gift.
What are those spikey head things? Idiot has one on in his profile picture, and I have yet to figure out what it is, or it's purpous (if any).
Cool Monty Python toilet paper!
Whoa! Chickadee and I were thinking along the same lines there - even posted at the same time. LOL
chick, the pole i received was symbolic. it was wooden and not exactly sanded very well.......let's just not even consider the frightening ramifications.
bs , the purple spikey thing is supposed to be a rubber wig, idiot demonstrated the correct manner of wearing it. mr. lime was a little confused.
the TP came from spencer's i think.
an unsanded pole - holy twat scrape that would hurt. lol
Fun fun gifts! I love the spikey thing on Mr's head.
You last post with the made-up memories was so funny. I laughed my ass off at some of them.
ok, love Mr Lime's headgear, he looks faaaaaaaaaabulous!
and you and your cousin are great!
I think Susie has a great idea for b day gifts *snicker snicker*
Are you telling me that tastycakes really exist? I have only read about them in a book series that I am addicted too...Stephanie Plum by Janet Evanovich.
jodes, yep. tastycakes are for real. it is a company from the philadelphia area. penut butter candy cakes, butterscotch krimpets, chocoalte juniors.....good stuff
Your sister sounds like a HOOT!
Your entire family seems funny. I like your sense of humor. I think I like the pole best. Brings back good memories. ;)
In the books she is addicted to the butterscotch krimpets, what a hoot.......I want some!!!!
no one is around today, not even Limey....
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