A week ago a friend called me to come to her Mary Kay party. Gag! I tried to politely decline on the basis that i don't like, wear, or own any make-up. I hate the stuff. She said she just wanted an excuse to have people over. Ok fine, I'll come as long as you understand I ain't buying any make-up. She's fine with that. I went. Little did I realize I had to sit there gazing into a mirror for 2 hours (which is about an hour and 59 minutes too long) and apply more chemicals to my face than may be contained in the average Superfund site.
I cleansed, toned, exfoliated my lips (good lord, people actually DO this!), moisturized, concealed, painted, blushed, glossed, the list goes on......After I had applied no less than FIFTEEN products to my face the crowd gasped and said......get ready.......are ya ready?......big ironic moment coming......."Oh Lime! You look so beautiful and natural!" I think my single arched eyebrow, tamed into perfect submission above the painted eyelid was sufficient to convey how much stock I put in their assessment.
So, not that it will change my behavior in the least, but I am curious to know which do you prefer?
The painted Lime?
Or Lime au naturel?
Gimme a vote in the comments and I won't be offended if ya tell me the barn door needs paintin'. I want male and female comments from as many people as I can. I'm curious to know what people really think about make-up in general. I want the unvarnished (unlike my face) truth.
If you want to see my real reaction to wearing all this gunk click here
If ya need to learn the plain truth about how to play along click here