Friday, June 02, 2006

More Than 20 Questions

1. When was the last time you had sex?
Ooooooh... yes, baby! You know how I like it! Mmmmmmmm.....YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry, what were you asking?

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
You have to flush an outhouse?

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Always.

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
I try not to crush people, it hurts.

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Chocolate

6. What famous person do you (or other people*) think you resemble?
I've been told Stockard Channing, Jamie Lee Curtis, and some porn actress. I dunno if I see any of it.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Green peppers and onions

9. Do you crack your knuckles?
Yep, and my hip too when it 'sticks.'

10. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
The Barney Song

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
No, fortunately I have Santana playing right now. He's a good antidote.

12. What are your super powers?
Eyes in the back of my head

13. What is the hardest thing you have faced?
The ground when I fell off the zipline

14. Where are your car keys?
On my keyring.

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Anyone who wants to answer.

16. What's your most annoying habit?
Mr. Lime finds my need for the bed to be perfectly made quite annoying.

17. Where did you go on your last vacation?
What's a vacation?

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it who would it be?
You can break your hand doing that. Use the base of your palm in an upward thrust instead.

19. What is your best physical feature?
My duck feet? My ever widening arse? My flabby belly with enough stretchmarks to make it resemble a topographic map of the Andes? The breasts racing each other to my hips? I dunno. My hair I guess, I actually like that it's kind of unruly and think the grey gives it character, but it does need to be cut right now.

20. What CD is closest to you right now? literally?
My son's Age of Empires game

21. What three things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Orange Juice, eggs, cheese

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
Can't think of even one

25. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
I try to avoid it, but sometimes I answer if it is the kids calling.

26. What would your name have been if you'd been born the opposite gender?
Andrew

27. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Why confine it to the shower when I can torture people in other rooms?

28. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
Ancient Greece or the 60s since my mother tells me that's where I belonged anyway

29. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Raiders of the Lost Ark

30. What CD is in your stereo?
Santana's Greatest Hits

31. What OCD qualities do you have?
Bed has to be made absolutely perfectly, dishwasher packed a certain way, sheets and towels folded with seams in and very precisely

32. How many kids do you want to have?
I have 3 but I wanted 4

33. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Mel Gibson, George Clooney, Joaquin Phoenix, Hugh Jackman

34.Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
I just said so didn't I?

35. What do you do when no one is watching?
Clean the house in just my panties

36. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job?
Ok, wait lemme stop laughing...

37. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Either as long as it's quick and painless

38. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
Can't think of any

39. What is your favorite kid's movie?
The Jungle Book

40. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
Haven't seen many but Rich Mullins blew me away.

41. Have you ever been in love?
Yes

42. Do you talk to yourself?
Yes, I do. No, I don't. Oh, don't be silly, of course you do. I think you are being ridiculous now.

43. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Several politicians

Happy Weekend Everyone!

17 comments:

Jodes said...

love love love your answers!!!!!

Robert van de Walle said...

I'm trying to email you some chocolate, but the scanner keeps eating it.

Gary said...

Great list. very funny.

I just saw your HNT. Is that a picture of you falling? You seem to do that quite a bit. :)

Rob said...

35. What do you do when no one is watching?

Clean the house in just my panties

Hmmmm... perhaps a future HNT theme, Michelle? ;-)

Great answers, Limey! Enjoy your weekend....

MyUtopia said...

Neat! I would have been named Christopher if I had been a boy.

Tommy Gunn said...

I'll be over in a bit get the vacuum out and I'll take care of that ... Oh did I mention I clean the house nude? Or wait! Leave the vacuum in the closet and we can just make our own suction! We'll talk when I get there. Love the list Lime. Have a good weekend.
TG

DaMasta said...

lol.. love me some jaoquin phoenix :-t

"hello everybody, i'm johnny cash"

might have to steal this... hmm...

have a great weekend too, limerz!

miss_lissa said...

great answers! :)

Sheri said...

I love green pepper and onion on pizza... my faves!

Great answers!

snavy said...

Hehe -- I just love when you do these!!

James Goodman said...

That was some good stuff. :D

Fred said...

Was there something after #1?

gloria jean said...

My favorite pizza is Anchovies and double cheese. Umm umm good!

As far as what famous person that you look like.. well, I've never seen you in person but those 1940'sesque pics that you take of yourself remind me of Jane Russell.

Mistify said...

the moustaches....plain weird, the HNT....very hot, todays post....very fun have a good weekend

Walker said...

Great answers.
#30 is my favorite also.
Love the pictures of the guy with the fancy mustaches and with that I am off to shave

Have a nice weekend

Moosekahl said...

As always...highly entertaining. Thanks for the smile. Have a great week!

steve said...

Great great answers one and all!!