Susie has opened for business over here at Etsy.com. I went over to check out her lovely handwork and found a treasure trove of weirdness in other departments.
Inhaler Coin Purse Because when you are gasping for breath, risking the inhalation of a coin because you've confused your medicine with a coin purse is a GREAT idea!
Pear Cozy We can't have our pears catching a chill can we? And in case you are concerned about frigid apples, you can buy a little sweater for them too. I can just see little pear wives asking their apple husbands, 'Does this sweater make me look fat?'
Stuffed testicles This is from the maker herself...'why stuffed testicles? why not. i made some of these partly as a joke and i thought i would share them with you.these beauties are great for hanging anywhere you see fit, your rearview mirror, bedroom door, chritmas tree....they are each about the size of a lemon, and make great gifts....'
Ok, lemon sized?? Those are some serious cajones! Although I am thinking of getting a set for the rearview mirror of the car Diana and Calypso will be driving when they get their licenses....This is what happen to dates who don't take no for an answer....
Personalized stuffed vulva Holy Moses on a pogo stick! I'd be a bit afraid if my vulva looked like this. What sort of disease makes it look like that??? And what sort of person buys something like this? I mean I get the concept of sex toys, got my very own thankyouverymuch, but this? It's not looking terribly effective for the frustrated male and I don't think I'd get one for the wee ones to carry around. 'It's bedtime sweetie, do you have your vulva?'