If this isn't weird, I don't know what is...

Thanks to those who expressed concern about the limelets and their ER trips. Both kids are fine now. Although she thinks she is invincible, Diana is being hounded about carrying an inhaler where ever she goes and actually using it.


Sudiegirl tagged me. I'm supposed to google my name with the words needs, is, likes, wants, gets, says, does, eats. Let's see what fun Google provided shall we? As Dave Barry says, 'I am not making this up.'





Michelle needs to exercise her right to shut the fuck up.
Fine, I'll just flip you the bird.


Michelle needs money so she can travel to Canada and the US to meet bloggers.
I accept cash, personal check, and paypal. I also need the money to travel to Europe, Australia, Asia, South America, and Trinidad....there are bloggers all over the place who I want to meet.



Michelle needs a good man to care for her and tend to her as she deserves.
Amen!!



Michelle is stacked from head to toe. ... It's obvious Michelle is one hot mama who's not afraid to expose her best.
Well, I am glad someone recognizes this.



Michelle is different.
Ya think???



Michelle is likely to be mounted on the telescope.
*snort* Those astronomers have interesting fantasies.


Michelle is woman of the year.
Is there a monetary prize involved?

Michelle likes a pretty big guy.

*giggle and nod

Michelle likes to make faces at the babies.
Well, it's fun to watch them laugh when I do.


Michelle likes a partner who is mentally alive.
Brain dead specimens needs not apply.


Michelle wants to pull an all-nighter.
Yeah, with that good man who wants to treat me as I deserve, with that pretty big guy. The telescope is an optional accessory.


Michelle wants to meet 8 people.
Um, can you count the blogs over in my sidebar? Up that number a bit.


Michelle wants you to know that she is very committed to your appt come rain, shine or snow storm.
Especially if you are a good man...


Michelle gets more experience battling evil.
Super Lime!!! Defender of truth, blogging, and the ridiculous meme way!


Michelle gets chased by various members of the animal kingdom.
Must be that porkchcop I was wearing.


Michelle gets the last laugh.
Always. Mwahahahahaha!!!!


MICHELLE SAYS SO!
Not that it seems to make a hill of beans difference.

Michelle says to ~JJ~: those aren't the droids we're looking for.
Um, that's not a droid at all...


Michelle says that Melinda has a nice set of nostrils on her...
...because if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all.



Michelle does New Hampshire
Well, if Debbie does Dallas I should get New England. The only problem is the lack of alliteration. Michelle does Montpelier? Naw....


Michelle does Europe.
Again with no alliteration...Monacco?


Michelle does battle with bureauracy gone mad.
I think this is referring to getting more experience battling evil....


Michelle does have a stunt double.
Unfortunately, she had the day off when I went ziplining.


Michelle does Passion Parties!
Wanna come?



Michelle eats mozarella sticks the lazy way.
Does this involve the big guy who knows how to treat me feeding them to me?


Michelle eats Doritos.
Oh yes she does! (#4 under 'things I missed')


Michelle eats curt and gains his mutant power.
Well how else do you think I became Super Lime?