Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Meme-alicious

Ok, this has been sitting in drafts forever just in case of posting emergency so you lucky, lucky people get it today since my mother-in-law is visiting and I don't have time to actually be thoughtful and creative. I omitted the questions that didn't interest me. Feel free to submit questions to replace the missing ones and I'll gladly work my peculiar brand of meme weirdness on them next week.

1.What's your name spelt backwards?
eman ruoy

2. What did you do last night?
Sat at the hospital with my cousins and aunt waiting for word on my uncle.

3. The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Wouldn't YOU like to know...

5. Last time you swam in a pool?
A pool of what?

6. What are you wearing?
Is there a particular reason I have to be wearing anything? Is there a dress code for memes?

7. How many cars have you owned?
There's a giant box of Hot Wheels in my son's closet, do I really have to drag it out and count them all??

8. Type of music you dislike most?
Anything screechy, dissonant and repetetive

9. Are you registered to vote?
Yes, but I refuse to declare a party because I think they are universally full of shit and only interested in maintaining their own power as opposed to actually serving constituents. I vote every November though.

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Sky diving definitely, bungee jumping maybe...the snap back of the bungee cord looks whiplash inducing and I've been there, done that, have the t-shirt.

17. What's your favorite comic strip?
Calvin & Hobbes and Far Side, though Foxtrot and Zits are acceptible alternatives since Bill Waterson and Gary Larsen stopped publishing.

18. Do you know all the words to the national anthem?
Which one, USA, Canada, Trinidad & Tobago, Australia, Tuvalu, Croatia, Malawi? What? Can you be more specific?

19. Shower, morning or night?
Shower me with love, gifts, or money any time of the day you see fit. It's all good.

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Well, it sure wasn't Shrek 3

21. Favorite pizza toppings?
Green peppers and onions then sprinkle crushed red pepper and garlic powder on it...who wants a kiss? Anyone?

22. Chips or popcorn?
Blue chip stocks...

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
How's the high and what's it like coming down off them?

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Have YOU been smoking peanut shells?

27. Who were the last people you sat at lunch with?
Well, like Jessica was going to sit with me until Ashley was like all snotty and stuff and then I said like you know if she was going to be that way I didn't want to sit with them you know? And so like Jessica got all in my face about it and she said she liked Ashley better anyway. And like I don't really care because Jessica thinks she is all that and we all know she isn't, you know? So like anyway, I was at the same table as that smelly kid from 3rd period geography, only I made sure there was an empty seat between us so it's not like I really sat WITH him, you know?

28. Favorite chocolate bar?
Whichever one I am eating at the moment.

29. Who is your longest friend and how long?
I don't generally ask my guy friends this question. It's a bit personal.

31. Have you ever won a trophy?
Have you forgotten the Tale of the Golden Phallus?

33. Favorite computer game?
Sneaking around to disconnect and hide one necessary cord or changing the desktop to read like a ticking bomb.

34. Ever ordered from an infomercial?
Well no, but lately I have been feeling the need to dust my face with minerals, watch a robot vacuum bump into walls, enhance someone's manhood, squeegee my car, and get some really pesky blod stains out of my laundry....

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school/work?
Oh gads yes, when I worked in the laundry of a nursing home I had to wear the most hideous pink nightmare.

***ALERT TO G-MAN: SCROLL DOWN NOW AND SKIP THIS QUESTION!!!!***

38. Ever thrown up in public?
Oh Lordy yes. In Hawaii during an all day trip on a catamaran to watch dolphins. Horked over the side of the boat. Thought maybe if I got into the water at the snorkelling destination the cool water would help my poor seasick tummy. I was very wrong. Have you ever puked through a snorkel? I don't recommend it. (Now just TRY to get that image out of your mind...)

On the upside, all the pretty tropical fishies love it and will swim very close to you so you can appreciate their lovely colors as you struggle back to the boat. Your snotty teenaged boatmates, however, will refer to you as 'puke-girl' for the rest of the day. Mercifully, a kindly octogenarian lady with gigantic sunglasses will take pity on you and offer dramamine which has expired over a year ago. Nonetheless, you will gobble down the maximum dose and then some before retiring to the center of the boat for the remainder of the 8 hour trip so you can sit an moan in relative peace where there is the least amount of felt motion.

Oddly, a week later I was on a boat in San Francisco Bay when the water was extremely rough and half of the passengers were turning green but I felt fine. Go figure.

***IT'S SAFE TO READ AGAIN***

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
True love is the greatest wealth

43. Did you have long hair as a young kid?
I had very long hair until my folks divorced because my dad wouldn't let my mom cut my hair. When he left, she scalped me.

45. Where would you like to go right now?
Wouldn't you like to know...

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43 comments:

MONA said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!

This is the most witty & hilarious post! I am Dying!!

My head has been a bit fuzzy this morn so I was actually trying to unjumble Michell in the first question & getting puzzled as to how & why none of the letters were there!

G MAN Warning is a scream!!!! I hope he takes it seriously! & You had to give such a loooong elaborate descrition on that one!

& Calvin & Hobbes is my utmost favouriestest too!!

G-Man said...

MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How could you do this to me?
ME, for God's sakes...
Your loyal Kemo Sabe?
(Wait a minute, I know what that means now)

Never mind...You know my thoughts are on the subject!...

Mona tricked me into running right over here.

It's A Conspiracy!!!

But I love you..xoxoxox
(and Mona)

MONA said...

LOL!! I have been waiting for this!!! hahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Vest said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
tl said...

$5615, that's a lot more than I would have thought.
Must be getting old..

:)

barman said...

Hugs for the huge smiles you gave me this morning. You are a hoot.

I should have known what I was in for by the way you answered the very first question but it just kept getting better. I also love how thoughtful you where and gave G-man the heads up. I must say the thoughts of a snorkel fountain ... not pretty.

Your music, the repetitive nature and that heavy beat in the background of disco is why I did not like it at the time it was popular (yes I am that old). Now I discover, maybe it was not so bad.

I love you on your political views. When we were required to register for a party I refused and even kept from voting in primaries since I needed to declare a party. And the way the parties do this now a days is just shameful. I best stop now while I am ahead of the game. Speaking of game, I love the way you think and your fun computer game. Of course living alone it is not to fun hiding computer parts on myself.

Although I like meat on the pizza, your pizza sounds wonderful. I may just need to try that some time... Oh man, now I am hungry.

Longest friend ... OMG, glad I was not drinking anything with that one.

You are a funny, funny woman. Thanks for the chuckles Lime.

(oh my, now I am starting to look like one of those spammer comments, yikes)

barman said...

By the way, I had a very hard time posting my comment with that words verification thingy, I kept getting it wrong. I was beginning to think you had found a new computer game to play with your readers. :)

Phain said...

oh yeah...i'm stealing this one.

Rurality said...

OMG, somebody who is, like, snarkier than me about memes! ;)

I think my favorite was "Pool of what?"

MONA said...

Spammer! despite word verification!! YIKES!!

Logophile said...

Was the extra scoop of snark already in drafts or was that due to present company?
Loved it!

AndyT13 said...

That's the weirdest meme (and responses) that I've seen in a long time, even by your standards!
Seasickness is an unpredictable thing. I'm scared shitless that I'll be sick on the upcoming trip.
10 days on a boat. That's a long time to be sick. Dramamine here I come! PS I don't belive the tale about your long hair.

Charles said...

lime,
I love the post. Obviously even your captcha isn't preventing spammers, you should do something about that. You should also report them to Blogger.

Blither said...

$3165! WTH!! Is it because I drink to much or I take advil daily? BASTARDS!

I really believe Vest could have summed that up just a bit. Jeesh. Does spamming have to be so obnoxious? Like anyones going to read something that bloodly long. I'd be bored after "What the Church" :)

steve said...

long longer longest hehehe!!

Charles said...

Canadian anthem, eh? I'd like you to audio blog that for us soon.

TLP said...

"...enhance someone's manhood..." You go girl!

This is a hellava funny post. I love it.

TLP said...

I just read your other comments. WTF is Vest up to?????????

MONA said...

LLLYYYYYYEEEEEMMMEEEEE

How is you doing with the MIL around!

Give the MIL The Bill & it will Kill!!

I am EEEEEVVVVIIILLLL

goodthomas said...

I am with Phain on this one -- I am stealing this meme as well. But I am stealing your answers too.

Very, very funny stuff.

Queenie said...

Great meme, even your comments make me smile.

RennyBA said...

From judging your answer, you should be a diplomat Michell - even (or maybe specially) one president could have something to learn from you!

Charles said...

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Charles said...

BTW. I just did this, and I went to the site and flagged it.

SignGurl said...

OMG I'm dying her thinking about puking into a snorkel. That had to be the worst!

I'm proud to say that my body is worth $5995.

P.S. I remember Vest getting into a little trouble on someone else's blog.

Hypersonic said...

When I eventually got past the image of you blogging naked, I had to laugh.

Calvin and Hobbes reign supreme, I have all the collected albums and I was the kid from 3rd period Geography.

rose_michelle said...

I now know you in ways I never thought. On another note, I am worth $5005. I wonder if we could get more $$$ for TWO Michelles. I hear we are a much desire part of our species. Watch out ... there are poachers lurking ...

BTExpress said...

LMAO!!!!!

Ya know, Vest has some interesting points. Very profound, very profound.......

I'm afraid to take the body worth test, so I'm not going to. I'll just keep dreaming that I'm worth lots!

MONA said...

Lime! get the MIL & the limlettes together & you will have extra time to blog! we miss you!

Rusty Nails said...

Very witty and humorous replies to the ?'s. I was laughing quite a bit. So, you type memes in the buff?

The Zombieslayer said...

17. What's your favorite comic strip?
Calvin & Hobbes and Far Side, though Foxtrot and Zits are acceptible alternatives since Bill Waterson and Gary Larsen stopped publishing.


That's almost exactly how I feel. Although I'll forget all about Foxtrot and Zits for awhile. Back when Larsen and Watterson were working, I'd never miss a comic by either of them. Thankfully we can now buy all the books.

And no, I have no desire to see Shrek 3. 2 was pretty bad. I doubt any of us pretentious critics will bother seeing it.

airplanejayne said...

they fishy loved pukey snorkle girl. I'm sure they are still talking about you!
:)

Charles said...

Minor depression setting in, my blogs worth about the same as my body, neither's worth four grand.

jillie said...

LOL...that's a hilarious meme....I am worth a wopping $5125.00. Enough for Robert to have one hell of a vacation for a little while. Dammit...if you don't hear from me in a week...call 911!

MyUtopia said...

LOL, you are too funny!

Shari said...

LOL. That was good. Really good. Sometimes I can think like that, but not always.

I had one question on an email kind of meme: What's on your mouse pad? (Now everyone's answer was the design on their mouse pad...)Duh, the mouse!

snowelf said...

Lime,

Yes, there is an official dress code for memes, didn't you know?

i loved this!!
--snow

Cooper said...

Anyone that knows Snowelf, has a clip from Holy Grail on their blog and uses the word 'horked' is a blog I want to read...yer on my list now...like it or don't

Pauline said...

vomiting in a snorkel, roflmao!
Your answers are hilarious, plus I discover that my corpse would be worth $7,950, probably because I am a paraplegic albino dwarf suffering from elephantitis...I know how to get these medical research types hot!

Top cat said...

I must be getting old, I swear I left a comment, it was I heard smoking peanut shells will make you go nuts. ar ar ar
tc

Bridget Jones said...

R__O__F__L!!! That $ thing is such a liar!!!

Am gonna go back and try pauline's approach!

M said...

re: question 17

Fox Trot...

I don't get that comic strip!

Fortress Guinness said...

ooohhh Lime...!!!! LMFAO...!!!
'in a pool of what?'....???????
dear oh dear oh dear...hee hee..!!
thank u for brightening my day up!
we're suffering the usual British summer right now...yes, it's raining (it's Wimbledon...of course it's raining, you doofus...)
...sorry for not being around much in blog world lately...catch u soon ok...??? xxx