Monday, August 06, 2007

Meme-0-rama

1. How tall are you barefoot?
1626 millimeters, 16256000000 angstroms, 1625600 microns (they all make me sound so tall and willowy!)

2. Favorite movies?

This is clearly written by someone who never read the profile questions....it's all there, folks.

3. Do you own a gun?

Glue guns, water pistols, nail guns, and yes...rifles, shotguns, and a .357 magnum, even a Red Ryder BB gun!

4. Who is your biggest enemy?

gravity

5. Favorite Scent?

Are we talking perfume? Natural? Cooking?

6. Do you like hot dogs?

Chihuahuas, pit bulls, Labradors, or St Bernards?

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

O Come, O Come Emmanuel

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Orange Juice. DO NOT interfere with my OJ. You think deprived coffee drinkers get ugly? I make them look tame.

9. Do you do push-ups?

Well I gotta push up 'the girls' unless I want to look like one of those pygmy women in National Geographic.

10. Brothers or sisters?

What about them?

11. What's your most liked piece of jewelry?
Liked by me or by someone else?

12. What do you take for pain relief?
Is the pain physical or mental?


13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Well it sure ain't a penis gourd!

14. Do you own a knife?

How else do I butter my toast?

15. Do you have A.D.D.?

I'm waaay too lazy to have this.

16. Middle name?

Of what or whom? Ok, I will just randomly pick one....Bertine.

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.

I wish I had a better idea for a post today
I'm hungry
I'm glad my head doesn't hurt

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought.

baseballs
eggs
ibuprofen
sorry you asked, aren't you?

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.

OJ, lemon water, Woodchuck cider

20. What time did you wake up today?

7:30AM

21. Current worry?
Finding a job, absolutely dreading the process

22. Current hate?
Boorish jerks

23. Your favorite place to be?
Wouldn't you like to know...


24. Least favorite place to be?
The hospital

25. Where would you like to go?

My own private island

26. Do you own slippers?

Yes, some very comfy shearling slippers. I love them in the winter.

27. What shirt are you wearing?

Why do I have to be wearing one?

28. Do you burn or tan?

Yes

29. Least favorite color?

Chartreuse

30. Would you be a pirate?

Do I have to wear as much make-up as Johnny Depp?

31. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
When I went to dinner with my dad and stepmom on my mini-vacation

32. What songs do you sing in the shower?

I don't usuually sing there. I prefer to torment people in the kitchen or the car.

33. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

The 'Gogo' which lived in dark corners and looked like a big black, amorphous, scribbly thing. I had a ridiculously fertile imagination.

34. What's in your pockets right now?

You are assuming I have pockets

35. Last thing that made you laugh?

My son, the boy makes me laugh every single day.

36. Best bed sheets you had as a child?

White cotton ones my mom had painted the 'Peanuts' characters on.

37. Worst injury you've ever had?

The arm, definitely the arm.

38. What is your favorite pet?

Any petting is good.

39. How many TV's do you have in your house?

2

40. Who is your loudest friend?

My friend who just moved to Michigan, she's nuts but in a wonderful way.

41. Who is your most silent friend?
My pal Deb. People misinterpret her silence as iciness or lack of humor, but she's actually hilarious.

42. Does someone have a crush on you?

Gee, I hope not that would hurt and make it sort of hard to breathe. Just a nice gentle hug is fine.

43. Do you wish on stars?

All the time.

44. What is your favorite book?

'Le Petit Prince' by Antoine de St. Exupery

45. What is your favorite candy?

Chocolate! You really had to ask??

46. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?

'Even the Best of Friends' by Randy Stonehill is what I wanted but the idiot DJ lost it. He announced us to the theme from 'Rocky.' The moron.

47. What song do you want played at your funeral?

'I'll Fly Away'

48. What were you doing at 12 a.m. last night?

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeping

49. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

50. Do you have a favorite charity?

Tough to narrow it down...Compassion International, American Cancer Society, Habitat for Humanity....

31 comments:

steve said...

Just so I know dear you still do like the smell of "Polo" right?? :-}

And no I do not mean the game Polo LOL!!

Rhea said...

This is the best set of responses I've ever read to a meme. This is the meme to end all memes. Can we end them now? Please? But really, the ADD line was great and so was petting and so was the crush and so was...

G-Man said...

#38.....Heavy?

...Methinks Drakkar Noir a bit more!

snowelf said...

Lime, Your meme's are hilarious!!
Hope you're having a great start to your week. :)

--snow

p.s. I love Drakkar. :)

lime said...

steve......oooooh you have a VERY good memory!

rhea, thanks, and i was thinking this was kind of weak compared to some of my other manglings of memes

gman, start light, move to heavy...pant pant gasp....

snow, thanks, hope your week is starting well too :)

Keyser Soze said...

Why can't you just play along like everyone else? Why do you have to be so difficult all the time? :-)
Of course I kid. The theme to Rocky? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Classic!

lime said...

keyser, you sound like my mother now, hahahah

S said...

Steals your orange juice, takes a few sips, then starts humming..."gravity...is working against me....."

lime said...

s, i am stealing every single recording rufus has has ever made. i am not returning them until i get my OJ back.

MyUtopia said...

Cool meme, I might steal it!

lime said...

myutopis, steal away ;)

Bridget Jones said...

ROFLMAO!!! Those are real Lime answers and loved every one of them!

Pauline said...

Very funny, very Lime!

Shari said...

I like your answers: Favorite pet-any petting. LOL. Good comebacks.

There are a lot of memes out there, aren't there?

Thanks, I needed a few laughs today. :)

lime said...

bridget & pauline, giggling at your recognition of my particular style. glad you enjoyed.

shari, laughter is the best medicine. glad to have provided a needed dose

SignGurl said...

Can I borrow your Red Ryder?

S said...

Brings back the oj....ok ok it worked, gimme my Rufus!

I even brought Anita Bryant with me!

Paul Champagne said...

Woodchuck cider? ... Is that a for real drink?

lime said...

signgurl, you'll shoot your eye out

s, i can't believe anita would agree to be inthe same room as rufus. hahaha

paul, it is indeed.

MONA said...

LIME!!!.. This is Brillant! It is hilariously LAMOing!

I love your memes. What better idea for a post than this!.. Readable & re readable... :D

Marc said...

Hi Michelle.

Just had a chance to catch up on your blog. All really great posts. Very enjoyable to read. Thank you for the great work.

Blessings.

lime said...

mona, glad it gave you an ass working hardy har har. ;)

marc, blessings to you as well.

Dorky Dad said...

Chartreuse? Oh, come on. There are far worse colors than that. Give poor chartreuse a break, will ya?

S said...

lmao Lime! I have asked Rufus to straighten up for ANitas visit!

You so clever.

Seamus said...

soooo ... do you have a Red Ryder rifle rack????

TorAa said...

Ha-ha 50 Q's and A's - What an effort. Excellent A's. Better than the Q's.

Chartreuse? Green or yellow? LOL

TLP said...

You always do a wonderful job on these memes.

I'll fly Away, is a good choice. I want Is That All There Is? played.

lime said...

DD, i like chartreuse much less than puce

s, a straight rufus? we can't have that

seamus, LMAO, no, but i could use one

toraa, chartreuse=the polite term for sinus iinfection green

tlp, thanks, and your selection cracks me up

snavy said...

Since I haven't really been posting, I'm gonna steal this.

I just cannot resist a meme ala lime.

lime said...

snavy, yippeee :)

Tommy said...

you are totally meme-liscious. I think at my funeral I'm gonna have the universe song from Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life" played.

"Hope that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space cause it's bugger-all down her on earth!" Classic! "So can we have your liver then?" "Yeah, alright, you talked me into it."
TG