Moderately risky and life-celebrating for over 40 years
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
One of my favorite phrases for describing the ease of a given job or responsibility when someone in the House of Lime complains about the difficulty or work required is, "Listen, a trained chimp could do this!" Dear, I don't paint walls because I wouldn't do a good job....(insert phrase as my response). Mom, it takes too long to clean my room...(insert phrase).Why do we have to clear the dinner table?...(insert phrase). It has been suggested that my comparison could be damaging to fragile egos. In an attempt to be fair I have decided to go up against a chimp and see how I perform in comparison.
Your Final Quiz Score: 35 right out of a possible 60 The Monkey's Final Score: 14 right out of 60
You asserted your intellectual superiority brilliantly! The monkey is now left contemplating his own inferiority. Where others have failed to claim the mantel of unequivocal dominance over lesser species, you have truly succeeded! Congratulations on besting the ape and reaffirming the capabilities of the human mind. You have done mankind proud.
You scored in the 84th percentile. (84% of quiz takers scored worse than you)
Your score: 11 Monkey's score: 4 -- Quite a sufficient job.
Your score: 10 Monkey's score: 2 -- Nicely done.
Your score: 6 Monkey's score: 5 -- Good enough I suppose.
Your score: 8 Monkey's score: 3 -- Good but not great.