Mr Lime: Termites are responsible for the greatest amount of farts on earth.
Lime: So they contribute more to greenhouse gases than cows?
Mr. Lime: Bug farts have to be pretty small. I think it was the greatest number of farts not the greatest volume.
Lime: Insects outnumber vertebrates so it's possible the volume of termite flatulence exceeds that of bovine emissions and therefore would be a bigger problem.
Mr. Lime: But you're assuming bug farts are methane.
I have one daughter with curly hair and one daughter with straight hair. When they were younger they each wanted what the other had. Recently they seem to have come to a place of acceptance with what nature has given them. Now I think they are just messing with my already tenuous grasp on sanity. The one with curly hair wants a curling iron and the one with straight hair wants a straightening iron.
Calypso: (while watching an episode of "The Office") Did you ever notice the similarity between the boss and our pastor?
Lime: How so?
Calypso: They both make jokes they think are hilarious but everyone else finds them painfully awkward and completely offensive.
Lime: (stifling giggles)
Calypso: Mom, you KNOW it's true.
Lime: (nodding and snorting)
I won't be around today since I will be spending 4 hours (2 hours each way) on a school bus.......full of 12 year olds........with a teacher who hates 12 year olds........headed to and from an amusement park........with a weather forecast of rain. I think I shall lead the children in singing "1000 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" during the bus ride. No, that was not a typo. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!