Thursday, June 05, 2008

Slice of Lime-Karaoke

So the question was what song to use this week. I was goofing around with quizzes and such and had to laugh when this was my result on one of them.



Your Karaoke Theme Song is "Baby Got Back"


You're a total show off who is willing to risk
looking like a fool to get a few laughs.

In fact, you'll go for the cheap laugh if you need to... because it's better than no reaction! (It's also better than making the audience cry with my horrendous singing voice.)



Your friends can count on you to get a party
started, and you'll party hard until you can't remember their names.

You're charismatic, charming, and a total character. With or without a few drinks in you.(I told you I'd dance on the bar even without drinking.)



You might also sing: "I Touch Myself," "Oops I Did it Again," or "My Humps" (For my next number I'll sing "My Humps" while dressed as Igor from "Young Frankenstein" and I'll still be
completely sober.)



Stay away from people who sing: "Candle in the Wind"

What's Your Karaoke Theme Song?



With that I give you my Slice of Lime for this week.
I like big butts and I cannot lie....

35 comments:

James Goodman, Author said...

Yahtzee! brb to read. :D

James Goodman, Author said...

lol, at stay away from "Candle in the Wind". :D Great pic... and great Karaoke song. :D

Mona said...

James, you beat me here, but not at G mans ( Nyah nyah)

Lime, That is absolufukingly wonderful slice.Who wouldn't be tempted to sink their teeth in?

WoW! You have the most perfect ass I have seen!!!

Admirable!

Ps> I have had a lot of ass encountering this week!

James Goodman, Author said...

Oh, and I got:

Your Karaoke Theme Song is "I'm Too Sexy"

You're a total goof ball and a bit of a nut job. You don't take yourself seriously at all.

And while you may not be the greatest singer, you're the first to volunteer for karaoke.



You have a wild and unpredictable sense of humor that always gets people cracking up.

Irreverent and rebellious, your humor knows no bounds or limits. You enjoy shocking people.



You might also sing: "Like a Virgin," "Ice Ice Baby," and "Hey Ya!"



Stay away from people who sing: "Sweet Home Alabama"

James Goodman, Author said...

lol, Mona. :D

lime said...

LMA(ss)O @ the two of you.

james, i'll loan you my costume from last week so you can sing "i'm too sexy"

mona, i will be adding your compliment to my mental list! woohoo! (((_Y_) (_Y_)))

James Goodman, Author said...

lol, works for me. :D

M said...

i certainly agree with Blogthings. stay away from people who sing Candle in the Wind! unless the person's name is Elton John, in which case get his autograph.

Mother Theresa said...

Lol! What fun. I got YMCA, but I doubt anyone could get me to do a karaoke...I'm way too shy for that. Okay, now we need a video of you actually singing that song...and it'll need to be accompanied by an appropriate dance. ;)

Blither said...

Your Karaoke Theme Song is "Margaritaville"

That's all I really need to say, huh?

Bahahaha!!

furiousBall said...

i see your heiney, all bright and shiney, you better hide it, before i bite it

San said...

Laughing my ass off, Lime.

Dare I learn what my song is?

barman said...

Bl├╝cher

I just had to see what happened...

I thought that was a pretty good, all the songs but (or should I say butt) I like your theme song. You go girl! I would love to go Karaoke with you. Now I may wince every now and again but I just know you would be a hoot for sure.

So are we all suppose to take a bite of that apple? I am confused.

Have a great day Lime.

EmBee said...

Chutzpah!... You got loads of it babe! I would never, I repeat NEVER have the guts to put my ass on the web! But then, I don't own a wide-angle lens... Which, I should add, you don't seem to need.

ciara said...

nice tuches! be grateful ya don't have to slap a wide load sticker on it like myself lol my song was 'since you've been gone' blah, bor-ing.

lecram said...

Baby got Back, huh? We could rewrite it to Limey got Heiny... and it's fine. lol.

Cheers!

Breazy said...

oh dear, we sing that song a lot around my house.

As for me this is what it said...

Your Karaoke Theme Song is "Since You've Been Gone"

You are a very expressive and genuine person.
You're not so emotional that you wear your heart on your sleeve - but you're not afraid to show how you're truly feeling.

Whether you're singing along in the car or singing on stage, your favorite songs make you get a little carried away.
You're definitely the type most likely to dream of becoming a rock star!

You might also sing: "Livin' La Vida Loca," "I Will Survive," or "Hollaback Girl"

Stay away from people who sing: "I'll Make Love to You"

Have a great day Lime and thanks for the fun!

Maddy said...

I've only karoaked [is that a word?] once. I nearly died of embarrassment. Never again.
Cheers

Suldog said...

Darlin', there is nothing wrong with that butt. Well, except that it's married, so I'll say no more :-)

Fortress Guinness said...

hey Lime...hope you're a bit happier with life in general...

i got 'i'm too sexy'...!!! lmao...well now, what can i say...??? hee hee ;) xxx

barman said...

Hummm, I ended up with Baby Got Back also... Funny but true. I had no idea what that song was until I heard Ross and Rachel sing it to her kid to stop it from wailing away. I live such a sheltered life.

Craver Vii said...

I did Karaoke once. It was a birthday party, and I sang Splish Splash by Bobby Darin. It rocked!! I soaked all of that newfound confidence in to butcher Mac Davis' Oh Lord It's Hard to be Humble. I shoulda quit while I was ahead.

SignGurl said...

Nice slice of your behind!! Woot!

Fred said...

My karaoke theme song is "Baby Got Back."

Nothing like "the end."

tsduff said...

Ha ha - you call THAT a big butt? Man alive woman, mine would be out of the ball park on your scale.

LOL Furiousball - I know that song ;)

My theme song (dang, I love those stupid quizzes) was "Baby Got Back". What can I say? :) Funny post Lime.

mssolitaire said...

LMAO!!! Oh this is too fun! And I absolutely love it! :)

Nice slice! And I agree with Marcel.... rewrite?

katydidnot said...

you othah brothahs can't deny. when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo' face you get...

katydidnot said...

and also?

i'm too sexy.

yeah-huh

G-Man said...

baby...Your back is AWESOME!!!!
xoxox

BTExpress said...

Oh baby! SMACK! rub, rub. SMACK! rub, rub. SMACK! rub, rub. SMACK! rub, rub. SMACK! rub, rub.

Tell me when you've had enough.

Oh baby! SMACK! rub, rub. SMACK! rub, rub. SMACK! rub, rub. SMACK! rub, rub. SMACK! rub, rub.

So shoot me, I couldn't help myself. That looks so inviting. What else did you expect from me?

Cheesy said...

LMAO LMAO my sister had her batch party at a karioki [sp?] bar and my brother showed up and sang "Baby's got back" Gawd it was the BEST!

S said...

... sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture.....

goodness I hope that wasnt obscene what I just said! I havent lived in the hood in so long I need to get with my slang!

Sorry Im so late!
Have a good weekend Lime!

coopernicus said...

Last time I took this my song was YMCA - kill me please.
This time it was Margaritaville - that, at least, is doable.

Nice assets...

Moosekahl said...

I guess I'm Margaritaville :) Love Shack is one of my all time favorites to sing and I know the words to Red, Red Wine so maybe they pegged me pretty good.

The slice of lime is beautiful this week, makes me think of summer while its pouring rain out right now.

Boysenberry said...

And you other brothers can't deny...

I'm slowly settling myself into blog catch up mode. :)