Produce: Rotten tomatoes to throw at people
Frozen: Pizza so I can practice for the discus in the 2012 Olympics
Meat: I'll stand at the counter and shout, "Where's the beef?!"
Dairy: Curdled mare's milk
Canned goods: Anchovy paste
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
"Bring me the head of (fill in the blank) on a platter!"
"I have no specific recollection of that event."
"Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for your mother."
"Not now, I'm watching reality TV."
So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
Plotting my overthrow of Lichtenstein
Ordering around my minions
Being attended to by my staff of male servants
You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?
The moon came out and I turned into a werewolf
The suggestion the hypnotist planted in my head was triggered
The top secret memory chip the government put in my brain was activated
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
Successfully negotiating peace in the Middle East
Eliminating world hunger
Capturing Osama bin Laden
Learning to program my VCR now that we almost never use it
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
Naked pygmy mole rats
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick 4, so what are you going to see?
The local cable tv program with a couple 70 year olds speaking in Pennsylvania German
The All About Me Show (Wait, I guess it's called The Tyra Banks Show....seriously she has a unique interviewing skill where she can turn any question around to talk about herself. It's amazing.)
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
A 2 Boliviano coin
Ticket stubs to a soccer game in Cochabamba, Bolivia
A Trinidadian 10 cent piece
A note from Calypso when she was 5
The winning Powerball ticket
You are at a job fair, and asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
Laundress for a nursing home (I really miss the days of sorting out dozens of urine soaked and feces-stained bedsheets)
Performing rectumectomies on cattle after they've been slaughtered
Leader of Lichtenstein
Self Appointed Dictator for Life
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
Avoid the pudding in the cafeteria
Give up on trig now. You'll never need it when you are running Lichtenstein
Wear your hair down for senior pictures so you don't have to listen to your mother complain.
Wear the gigantic sunglasses ON stage to collect your diploma not just as you proceed into the stadium