Meme

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments, what is it?
Produce: Rotten tomatoes to throw at people
Frozen: Pizza so I can practice for the discus in the 2012 Olympics
Meat: I'll stand at the counter and shout, "Where's the beef?!"
Dairy: Curdled mare's milk
Canned goods: Anchovy paste


Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
Top hat
Hiking boots
Body stocking



If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
"Bring me the head of (fill in the blank) on a platter!"
"I have no specific recollection of that event."
"Ask not what your mother can do for you. Ask what you can do for your mother."
"Not now, I'm watching reality TV."

So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
Plotting my overthrow of Lichtenstein

Ordering around my minions

Being attended to by my staff of male servants

Eating chocolate

You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage. What 3 factors probably contributed to it?
The moon came out and I turned into a werewolf

The suggestion the hypnotist planted in my head was triggered

The top secret memory chip the government put in my brain was activated

Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
Successfully negotiating peace in the Middle East

Curing cancer

Eliminating world hunger

Capturing Osama bin Laden

Learning to program my VCR now that we almost never use it

We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
Naked pygmy mole rats

Platypus

Aardvark

You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick 4, so what are you going to see?
Jerry Springer

The local cable tv program with a couple 70 year olds speaking in Pennsylvania German

The All About Me Show (Wait, I guess it's called The Tyra Banks Show....seriously she has a unique interviewing skill where she can turn any question around to talk about herself. It's amazing.)

Ultraman reruns

You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
Sardine

Sauerkraut

Liver

Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
A 2 Boliviano coin

Ticket stubs to a soccer game in Cochabamba, Bolivia

A Trinidadian 10 cent piece

A note from Calypso when she was 5

The winning Powerball ticket

You are at a job fair, and asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
Laundress for a nursing home (I really miss the days of sorting out dozens of urine soaked and feces-stained bedsheets)

Performing rectumectomies on cattle after they've been slaughtered

Leader of Lichtenstein

Self Appointed Dictator for Life

If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

Avoid the pudding in the cafeteria

Give up on trig now. You'll never need it when you are running Lichtenstein

Wear your hair down for senior pictures so you don't have to listen to your mother complain.

Wear the gigantic sunglasses ON stage to collect your diploma not just as you proceed into the stadium