Monday, September 15, 2008

Rewind/Fast Forward

(Filled out Sunday evening)

Ten seconds ago I was trying to decide what to post.
Ten minutes ago I was reading about some heroic people. (Thanks, Beach Bum for the link and I hope you will accept this meme instead of the one you tagged me with but that I did a while ago here.)
Ten hours ago I was stepping out of the shower.
Ten days ago I was attending the first football game in my life to which I actually paid attention. (Mind you I grew up across the street from my high school football stadium and I have had 2 older children who spent 4 years in marching band. It's a cultivated skill to attend a game and ignore it completely under such circumstances. I paid careful attention to the half-time show though.)
Ten weeks ago I was lolling on the beach.
Ten months ago I was admitting to my fondness for Spongebob Squarepants.
Ten years ago I was considering getting a haircut.


----- ----- -----Perhaps as I consider the future I should be a bit more ambitious....


Ten years from now I will be Empress of the Universe and using Uranus as my footstool.
Ten months from now I will be throwing my head back and cackling maniacally. Mwahahahaha!!!!!
Ten weeks from now my nefarious plot will just be coming to fruition.
Ten days from now I will begin Phase One of Lime's Nefarious Plot to Rule the Universe.
Ten hours from now I will be lining up my henchmen.
Ten minutes from now I will be eliminating all who do not bow to my will.
Ten seconds from now I will be hitting publish so this is scheduled to post when I am out of bed but still not quite conscious.

*In Meme Movie production news I am still working on it. Ok, I haven't even started, I've been too busy. But as soon as I can get my writers working we may have a plot to go with.

26 comments:

barman said...

Fun meme as always. As to the art of attending an event yet completely ignoring it ... I do that with baseball all the time.

I go see a local minor league baseball team play. Now I lost interest in baseball back when the strike happened in '94 I believe but I love our local team for all the people watching possibilities and the entertainment the provide beyond baseball itself. I can usually tell you the end result and maybe a play or two but for the most part that is it. I hope you game watching went well.

Wait, I thought you were going to take over something right here on earth first. Darn I should know that. I guess that means no henchman for me.

An aside ... I love the fast forward and being listed in reverse. It just feels fun ...

barman said...

TOUCHDOWN!

Mona said...

If you use Uranus as footstool. which will be the ass stool ( no pun intended) ; Neptune or Jupiter?

If you let it be Jupiter, then you will have twelve moons as halos around your head! :)

Ah! Please remember to cast me, even if the story writer is James. I was just throwing star tantrums when I said I didn't want him to!

See? what a perfect Star material I am...( not helium or hydrogen though...)

Craver Vii said...

Yup. I could TOTALLY see you as empress!!!!!

Cheesy said...

I don't want to be eliminated so I bow down to Uranus~~ Ouch bowing hurts this old lady's back! :o)

S said...

Filmmaking takes time. You might have to move to L.A., get a waitressing job in Santa Monica while you sell your script.

Cant wait to see what you make!
Happy Monday.

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G-Man said...

Damn Mona, you ruined a perfectly Great punch-line...
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Cocotte said...

The only action I ever saw at a high school football game was happening under the stands. Remember the good ole days where it was so important to see and be seen?

Hope your next 10 whatever are fabulous!

Doo Dah said...

I love this one today ... as always you are brilliant.

:-)

Suldog said...

I bow to your will, O Mighty Empress!

Can I be a henchman? Please? I've always wanted to be a henchman.

(Actually, I've always wanted to be Emperor Of The Universe. But, if you'll already be Empress, that would be redundant. So, I'll gladly be a henchman. And I'll be the henchiest henchman ever. Just give me a chance, O Mighty Empress Lime!)

Bunny Hugger said...

First you will have to overthrow the current empress of the universe!

VE said...

Ha! If you're gonna use Uranus as your footstool...be sure to wear shoes because it'll be a bit messy.

lecram said...

I ignore events all the time including the ones I organize.

MyUtopia said...

Well your empress, please remember us when you take your spot on the thrown.

Gledwood said...

I know someone who used to have a flobbledygobbledy exotic pedigree type goldfish with bubbles on him called Spongebob...

... un4tunately Spongebob is with us no more...

:-<...

EmBee said...

My anus as a footstool? Ouch!
:-)

RennyBA said...

A brilliant play with words and time - a great read!

mssolitaire said...

Hahahahaha!!! Wonderful meme... and if you are ruler of the universe then would you really need a cup of my peace?? ;)

Happy Monday!

SignGurl said...

You are the Queen of memes!

San said...

What a cool meme concept. I'll try it some day. Maybe in 10 days. Maybe in 10 weeks. Maybe in...well, you get the picture.

I find the game the very least interesting thing about going to a football game. What about the people in the stands? The food? The kids in the band? The cheerleaders? Neither of my kids ever played football or I'm sure I would have paid much closer attention.

Your future is most exciting, but please take your feet off my----. Isn't Pluto ready and willing?

DianeCA said...

I guess I will be bowing to your will!!!! Great meme....

Beach Bum said...

Anyone who is fond of Spongebob has my loyal support for ruler of the universe.

~Tim said...

We're not worthy, we're not worthy....

coopernicus said...

If I'm a henchman do I get to dress as a Mutant Ninja Turtle??? (Forget the teenage part..can't pass that off nohow)

Mona said...

G man, please don't Grrr at me Or damn me more than I already am...