What do you do when you are devoid of genuine inspiration? Take the most ridiculous quizzes you can find.
(It's the hair right?)
(I'm not sure if it's worse to be this or to be water torture personified. I guess at least you're having fun when you contract syphilis.)
You're the Falkland Islands!
(Great, I exist in nearly complete obscurity. How many of you could even find me on a map?)
(Great, I exist in nearly complete obscurity. How many of you could even find me on a map?)
You're pretty insignificant in the big picture, but when you have influence, it affects the most important people in your world. (Don't try to backpedal, you already called me insignificant.)
Sadly, you don't have much of a will or voice of your own, and it's hard to develop it when your big aspirations are to live on a farm. (Big aspirations are overrated. What's wrong with farm life? I've already got the costume.)
Your emotional life is stormy and windswept, but you have a few close friends that follow you like, well, sheep. (Limey had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb...)
Take the Country Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid
23 comments:
I'm not much good at quizes....
But thanks for asking....G
But I am good at blog whoring and being annoying!!
I, myself, am a rickets-afflicted Pauly Shore. Just another day at the office, really.
I love these stupid things.
I'm Rabies and Paulie Shore (thus I don't really know who I am, I've only ever really heard my name).
And countrywise, I hit the jackpot: I'm Thailand: You're Thailand!
Calmer and more staunchly independent than almost all those around you, you have a long history of rising above adversity. Recent adversity has led to questions about your sexual promiscuity and the threat of disease, but you still manage to attract a number of tourists and admirers. And despite any setbacks, you can really cook a good meal whenever it's called for. Good enough to make people cry.
I've been wasting time doing those quizzes on facebook. I've recently learned I'm Rowlf from the Muppets and the Victoria's Secret model I'm most like is Giselle Bundchen. I can accept that.
Oh good grief, I'm Regis Philbin.
Well, at least I got to hang out with the crew of How I Met Your Mother.
--snow
Smile smile laugh smile grin laugh smile Regis Philbin!
Grin laugh witty banter grin laugh Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Grin smirk serious serious serious is that your final answer? Serious grin laugh witty banter grin laugh stare.
Grin smirt sneer serious serious serious you've won $100! Smile smile smile serious serious tense tense eye-glint grin smile serious serious grin smirk grin grin grin smiiiiile grin grin.
Grin grin smile grin.
Pauly Shore? Yikes! At least you aren't Joan Rivers -- that has to be the worst....
Lisa Riley (??), rabies, Egypt. . .
But hey, the old-style farm costume was uber-kewl. . .
gman, you're smart enough, you're nice enough and doggonit, people like you
fadkog, hhmm,,, which is more annoying a syphilitic paul or a rickets afflicted one?
jazz, i don't even think i want to imagine pauly with rabies, the frothing and foaming and the wild eyed look!
cocotte, i don't think i'd even register on the VS quiz
snowelf, heeeeey buuuuDEE, i wanna be a millionaire, let me just climb up and toss my hair outta the way buuuuDEE and watch you roll your eyes at me
tim, yeah, at least my face can still move.
desmond, i have no idea who that is either. did you and jazz bite each other or something that you both have rabies?
Hey, it doesn't say I have rabies; I AM rabies.
Apparently because of my propensity to make people foaming-at-the-mouth crazy. . .
(lol) I'm Regis Philbin with rabies at the United Nations! --All this because I grin and try to get along with folks.
Hmmm... let's synthesize this info. I turned out to be American TV's Mr. Smug, who most people think is ineffective (UN), though I'm trying to completely save the world from itself... always trying to get people to just talk instead of beating each other about the head and torso...
And yet, I am also personified by rabies?!! That could be problematic at the UN, and especially scary coming from Regis.
OK, the first question asks if I've ever grun at a camera. Since I take exception to that word, could it be that I'm Edwin Newman?
(Hah! Such a minor celebrity that I've probably got 90% of your readers shaking their heads and asking themselves if I'm insane, to which the answer is "yes, but not for the reason given above.")
OK, OK, I'll actually take the test. Be right back.
Oh... Gawd...
I'm Pauly Shore, too.
(And they made fun of "grun" later on in the quiz, so they are Godlike and I am a boil on the ass of humanity.)
(Eh. I can live with that.)
Not sure how I could have missed yesterdays post. I guess I was so busy with conficker and facebook and sewing and LRs foot and and and and....
:)
You make me wanna go to our old graveyards and do some pics!
I am Anne Robinson. Now, I have no idea who that is, but that's the answer I got to annoying b list celebs!
LMAO!!! Oh man!
Honey you are so awesome!
The only one I did was the disease. I'm rabies.
But what in the world does this question mean? "Would you consider yourself to be transmitted by apes?"
When I've had it with all the bullshit I go camping. I go camping a lot.
Pauly Shore - Rabies - Columbia
"You do a lot of drugs, and these have kind of distorted your view of reality, to the point that everyone looks like an enemy. You keep trying to restore
order over your schizophrenic world view, but you don't even know which goal is your own
and which is someone else's. You're pretty sure someone needs to be punished for all
this, but who that is changes all the time. Things would be a lot better for you if
you switched to coffee, or even to decaf, but all this money would be hard to give up."
desmond, i'd answer but i'm foaming at the mouth crazy ;)
craver, a rabid regis running the UN is indeed very frightening
suldog, i had the same response to the first question. and i am strange enough to recall edwin newman. i'm not entirely shocked that you got pauly shore along with me. ;)
s, anne robinson is the very severe british lady who hosted "weakest link" a few years back but since you didn't have a tv i don't expect that helps much, lol
solitaire, yes, that was an odd question for sure
bbc, camping is good
coopernicus, i'm hard pressed to think coffee would improve your lot.
i think i'd rather have the farm life too.
I just took two of these and am proud to announce I'm Rickets and Canada ("You're Canada!
People make fun of you a lot, but they're stupid because you've got a much better life than they do. In fact, they're probably just jealous. You believe in crazy things like human rights and health care and not dying in the streets, and you end up securing these rights for yourself and others. If it weren't for your weird affection for ice hockey, you'd be the perfect person.")
hey Lime...i turned out to be Lebanon...and what a surprise, it's completely accurate...!!! sheesh...
Your room's a mess. Your house is a mess. Heck, your life is a mess. It all used to be really beautiful, and someone even compared you to Paris once, but that's all been replaced with heartache and struggle. You're small, have been influenced by outsiders for too long, and don't know what to think about religion. At least you smell rather pleasant!
ha...!!! see...???!!! ;) :P
lol I am rabies!
Pass a drool rag please....
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