What is your current obsession?
The Humboldt current
Good coffee place?
"Good" and "coffee" are incongruous
Do you nap a lot?
I don't wear corduroy or velour very often (ok, only the seamstresses out there will get this) nor do I have an afro.
Who was the last person you hugged?
Sadly, it was not the ever delectable Hugh Jackman
What’s for dinner?
I dunno but I guarantee it won't involve canned peas, liver, sauerkraut, or mayonnaise. Come to think of it now, that sounds like an ingredient basket for the new cooking reality show called Chopped. Seriously, last night I watched the chefs have to come up with a dessert made with beets and oatmeal. I will now pause while you all ponder the ramifications. Disturbing, isn't it?
What are you listening to right now?
The hamsters in my computer are begging for kibble
What is your favourite weather?
It's raining men, hallelujah!
What’s on your bedside table?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Say something to the person/s who tagged you.
Snowelf, I admire you tremendously for your indomitable spirit and quest to grow.
If you could have a house totally paid for, fully furnished anywhere in the world, where would you want it to be?
Somewhere peaceful and picturesque to permit for quiet contemplation that may spark my creativity, someplace like just outside the fence at O'Hare airport.
What is the last song you listened to?
I'd prefer not to recall being jangled into consciousness by the strains of Ozzy Osbourne. He is not who I want to wake up to. Hugh, where are you?
Favourite vacation spot?
A few inches below my navel
Name the things you can’t live without.
Oxygen, water, food, shelter
What were the happiest two years of your life?
Well, it ain't the 2 years I've spent waiting in lines or traffic.
What would you like to get rid of?
The metal station Mr. Lime has the alarm clock set to AND his other alternative of the John Deere tractor alarm clock with the crowing rooster and chugging tractor sounds. The man is trying to make sure I wind up in the looney bin. I know it.
If you could go anywhere in the world for the next hour, where would you go?
What did you want to become as a child?
An adult who remembered what it was like to be a child
What do you miss?
What are you reading right now?
Uh, these questions, so I can answer them. Duh!
What do you fear the most?
The smell of sweaty teenager worn shoes and clothes which have had time to ripen and ferment fully
What designer piece of clothing would you most like to own (new or vintage)?
Wait a minute while I stop laughing...
What did you last watch on television?
The dust all over the screen