Tuesday, June 02, 2009

The Gauntlet is Thrown


Cooper is as twisted as I am when it comes to answering memes. He often swipes mine and one ups them. This time I am stealing from him.

FOOD-OLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice?
When did salad dressing get brought into the abortion debate?

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
I prefer to recline like a Roman

What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it ?
Chocolate covered Hugh Jackman

What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Listen, you already politicized my salad dressing. Can you leave my pizza in peace?

What do you like to put on your toast?
I have my servants handle the slathering of toast

TECHNOLOGY

How many televisions are in your house?
3.14

What color cell phone do you have?
Transparent

What does the first text message in your in box say and who sent it?
It's kinda hard to read because the screen is transparent.

Who was the last person to call you?
Call me what? (Well, done Cooper. I can't improve on this.)

BIOLOGY

Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Yes

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Does exorcism count?

What is the last heavy item you lifted?
None of your business

BULLCRAPOLOGY

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Well, it is possible but since I am not planning suicide...

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
An unpronounceable symbol, so you could refer to me as The Blogger Formerly Known as Lime. Then I'll walk around with "SLAVE" scrawled on my cheek, post a couple of items briefly displaying my former genius before releasing some total crap and suing anyone who references it. Might get me a gig at the Super Bowl. Whaddya think?

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
We talking a little bitty bottle of Tabasco or a magnum of homemade stuff made my my Trini mother?

DUMBOLOGY

How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
Listen, one politician in my life would be way more than enough. Why would I want a pair of them?

Last time you had a run-in with the cops?

Since Sarge and I switched to L'eggs Sheer Energy we haven't had any snags in our stockings plus we enjoy the support of the tummy control panel.

Last person you talked to in person?
They were barking mad so I had to switch to talking in dog.

Favorite Month?
Thirty Days Hath April by Bill Bley

CURRENTOLOGY

Missing someone?
Hugh was right here on my desk a minute ago. Now where'd he get to?

Mood?
Cloudy with a chance of rain

What are you listening to?
The voices

Watching?
I haven't worn a watch since they took it off me in the ER

Worrying about?
What? Me worry?

RANDOMOLOGY

What’s the last movie you watched ?
Saw to completion or caught fleeting glimpses of as the person holding the remote flipped through channels every few seconds?

Do you smile often?
I have a vertical smile 24/7

Do you always answer your phone?
Only when it asks me a question (Again, I can't top Cooper on this answer.)

It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
It's 7:30 in the morning and no one has texted me.

If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Check the profile pic. I already did. Well, the photoshopping wizard pal of mine did.

What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic Drive In ?
I just dip my pinky in to sweeten it a little.

Do you own a digital camera?
I have one on a ten year lease contract with an option to buy for $5K at the end. Good deal, huh?

Have you ever had a pet fish?
If you pet fish they don't live very long. Ask Diana.

Favorite Christmas song?
I refuse to answer this until the day after Thanksgiving.

What’s on your wish list for your birthday?
Chocolate covered Hugh Jackman

Can you do push ups?
Cooper said, "Only if I make the correct purchase at Victoria’s Secret."

I prefer Frederick's of Hollywood because the staff are nicer to women older than 25 and weighing more than 105 lbs. They have gotten classier over the years too. This isn't your mother's Frederick's...wait...uh, never mind.

Can you do a chin up?
I can keep a stiff upper lip

Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Why are you rushing me to decide?

Do you have any saved texts.
The Septuagint

Ever been in a car wreck?
I keep my car pretty tidy. My desk is the wreck.

Do you have an accent?
No, but I can offer you a deal on circumflexes and umlauts

Song to make you cry?
"We Built this City on Rock and Roll" by Jefferson Starship/Airplane/Dirigible

Plans tonight?
World domination

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
No, I just settled like silt.

Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
The souls of innocents

Have you ever been given roses?
Right now I'd prefer tulips

Current worry?
AC or DC

Current hate right now?
The Doldrums

Met someone who changed your life? When?
My parents said I went through a lot of diapers when I was a baby

What song represents you?
I'm a Little Teapot

What were you doing 12 AM last night?
What or who?

29 comments:

G-Man said...

Vertical Smile?

...Unless you are lying down!

G-Man said...

I'm first after 2 hours?

Everybody must be sleeping in today!

Desmond Jones said...

See, now I'm on my way to court, to change my name to Hugh Jackman. An' I gotcher chocolate right here. . .

;)

furiousBall said...

"No, but I can offer you a deal on circumflexes and umlauts"

hawt

NYD said...

You are right, Cooper is good at these things too.

Forget the umlauts. What can you do with a diphthong?


coldin

S said...

My neice just watched the new film with Hugh Jackman in it, and she called him OLD!!!

:O

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Shadow said...

love your meme's..... should call them comics though...

VE said...

Bam...another meme knocked out of the ballpark!

You have a 3.14 TV? That's pi! I've never seen a round TV...cool

Jazz said...

I love what you do with memes Lime...

jinksy said...

After reading this I feel like I'm emerging from a long ,dark tunnel - or heading into one?!

Gledwood said...

Speaking of salad dressings, I do like a good bit of cheese flavoured coleslaw... no it is NOT the same as standard coleslaw with cheese gratings poked in and stirred (most unfortunately ~ as it costs about 50% MORE...)

ps did you know that a raw lime, eaten whole or squeezed into a cup of sugary water is just about THEE best cure for nasal-sinus congestion..?

aye~ yer not wrong!!

Craver Vii said...

Love the answers, Lime. You should probably check your meds though. ;-)

The Zombieslayer said...

LOL at the salad dressing. What a weird way to avoid that question. Mine? Glad you asked - simply Olive Oil and balsamic with some freshly ground black pepper.

Now, I know what an umlaut is, but I'll have to look up what a circumflex is.

And yes, Frederick's has gotten classier over the years, but I actually prefer their catalogs in the 80s. If I remember correctly, those catalogs had occasional nudity. :)

The Zombieslayer said...

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Does exorcism count?
LOL. (I hit the publish button too soon).

Suldog said...

This ("If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Well, it is possible but since I am not planning suicide...") = Genius.

This ("Favorite Christmas song?
I refuse to answer this until the day after Thanksgiving.") is greatly appreciated, as I'm sure you know.

And this ("Worrying about?
What? Me worry?") confirms my suspicions concerning our mutual rearing upon the glory that was MAD.

Well done and rare!

lecram said...

LMAO!

Ananda girl said...

Your memes always make me laugh!
Your name change...hahahaha

coopernicus said...

Current worry...that's awesome...flip-flops and cops also outstanding.....

Jocelyn said...

I don't want to tell you that it took me two seconds to get the vertical smile one...

So I won't.

You crack me up, chica.

mssolitaire said...

LMAO.... ok I needed some laughs! Wonderful!

snowelf said...

okay...my favorite for this round was the L'eggs sheer energy and the officer...awesome!

--snow

Craig said...
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Desmond Jones said...

Exorcism - LOL

And gosh - you and Suldog and I all grew up reading MAD Magazine?

Vertical smile - please tell me it doesn't mean what my hopelessly depraved mind is afraid it might mean. . .

The Septuagint - (*heh-heh*) 'saved texts'. . . I get it. . .

And, uh - whose tulips were you preferring? Hugh's?

Fred said...

I'll be sure to tune in the day after Thanksgiving to find out what your favorite Christmas song is.

Beach Bum said...

Favorite Christmas song?
I refuse to answer this until the day after Thanksgiving.


I'm not certain when the Silly Season stuff is brought out into the stores in other sections of the country but I've got two months, at most, before they start playing those damn songs as I walk through Wal-Mart.

(M)ary said...

3.14 tvs? are trying to sneak a Pi joke into your meme? (-:

(M)ary said...

G-Man: i sure did sleep in today!! and then to top it off i came here earlier and didn't leave a comment the first time. it must be the beginning of the lazy days of summer blogging...

Fat, frumpy and fifty... said...

i'll have him with the chocolate...

here is my favourite pic of him..


just for YOU (and me)

http://quillings.com/wp-content/uploads/HughJackman.jpg