Cooper is as twisted as I am when it comes to answering memes. He often swipes mine and one ups them. This time I am stealing from him.
What is your salad dressing of choice?
When did salad dressing get brought into the abortion debate?
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
I prefer to recline like a Roman
What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it ?
Chocolate covered Hugh Jackman
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Listen, you already politicized my salad dressing. Can you leave my pizza in peace?
What do you like to put on your toast?
I have my servants handle the slathering of toast
How many televisions are in your house?
What color cell phone do you have?
What does the first text message in your in box say and who sent it?
It's kinda hard to read because the screen is transparent.
Who was the last person to call you?
Call me what? (Well, done Cooper. I can't improve on this.)
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Does exorcism count?
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
None of your business
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Well, it is possible but since I am not planning suicide...
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
An unpronounceable symbol, so you could refer to me as The Blogger Formerly Known as Lime. Then I'll walk around with "SLAVE" scrawled on my cheek, post a couple of items briefly displaying my former genius before releasing some total crap and suing anyone who references it. Might get me a gig at the Super Bowl. Whaddya think?
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
We talking a little bitty bottle of Tabasco or a magnum of homemade stuff made my my Trini mother?
How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
Listen, one politician in my life would be way more than enough. Why would I want a pair of them?
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Since Sarge and I switched to L'eggs Sheer Energy we haven't had any snags in our stockings plus we enjoy the support of the tummy control panel.
Last person you talked to in person?
They were barking mad so I had to switch to talking in dog.
Thirty Days Hath April by Bill Bley
Hugh was right here on my desk a minute ago. Now where'd he get to?
Cloudy with a chance of rain
What are you listening to?
I haven't worn a watch since they took it off me in the ER
What? Me worry?
What’s the last movie you watched ?
Saw to completion or caught fleeting glimpses of as the person holding the remote flipped through channels every few seconds?
Do you smile often?
I have a vertical smile 24/7
Do you always answer your phone?
Only when it asks me a question (Again, I can't top Cooper on this answer.)
It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
It's 7:30 in the morning and no one has texted me.
If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Check the profile pic. I already did. Well, the photoshopping wizard pal of mine did.
What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic Drive In ?
I just dip my pinky in to sweeten it a little.
Do you own a digital camera?
I have one on a ten year lease contract with an option to buy for $5K at the end. Good deal, huh?
Have you ever had a pet fish?
If you pet fish they don't live very long. Ask Diana.
Favorite Christmas song?
I refuse to answer this until the day after Thanksgiving.
What’s on your wish list for your birthday?
Chocolate covered Hugh Jackman
Can you do push ups?
Cooper said, "Only if I make the correct purchase at Victoria’s Secret."
Can you do a chin up?
I can keep a stiff upper lip
Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
Why are you rushing me to decide?
Do you have any saved texts.
Ever been in a car wreck?
I keep my car pretty tidy. My desk is the wreck.
Do you have an accent?
No, but I can offer you a deal on circumflexes and umlauts
Song to make you cry?
"We Built this City on Rock and Roll" by Jefferson Starship/Airplane/Dirigible
Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
No, I just settled like silt.
Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
The souls of innocents
Have you ever been given roses?
Right now I'd prefer tulips
AC or DC
Current hate right now?
Met someone who changed your life? When?
My parents said I went through a lot of diapers when I was a baby
What song represents you?
I'm a Little Teapot
What were you doing 12 AM last night?
What or who?