Ok, so I made that up but I am sure once you all join in here it will sweep through the minds of at least 50 people for maybe 10 seconds. It's a start. I've long enjoyed Dave Barry. His columns sort of seemed to work like my brain, which is to say, there was clear evidence of mental unbalance and defective wiring but in an amusing way (laugh dammit).
One of the quirks of his column I used to enjoy was when he'd come up with some odd phrase to describe something and parenthetically note how the phrase was not only apt in description but also a great name for a rock band. It's something I do on a regular basis myself much to the annoyance of some humorless folks but more for my own amusement.
Yesterday, at three different places, I read or left comments containing phrases suggesting great names for rock bands.
1. Dearth of Socks
2. Redbone Coonhound
3. Sprained Synapses
In the distant meme past I made some other suggestions:
4. Lime and the Shattered Ulnas (after I lost a battle with gravity)
5. Underwired (the acoustic band of buxom babes who face a different sort of loosing battle with gravity)
Now it's your turn. Describe your boss or job, or someone strange, or a weird habit, or strange animal, anything. Just make it a great name for a rock band.