Thursday, April 08, 2010

Slice of Lime-Don't Mess with Me

A couple of days ago the big boss at work kept joking by telling patients not to forget to bring their charts to me when they checked out or I'd yell at the boss or the patients. At one point I feigned offense and said he was making me out to sound like a real battle axe. This was all the inspiration one of my coworkers needed. She grabbed a piece of scrap paper and doodled me as this.


Charmant, non? She was careful to include the pink in my hair AND my Birkenstocks AND an impressive set of melons. I thanked her for the artistic license in making sure they were perky. I rather liked the helmet too.



14 comments:

Beach Bum said...

A true friend is the person that will draw you with impressive melons.

g-man said...

Just reach under your saddle and grab me some Steak Tartare please..

Jazz said...

Impressive extremely perky melons...

Lulda Casadaga said...

And look at those thin arms...can she do a portrait of me?! :D

furiousBall said...

the birkenstock barbarians were the meanest

Craig said...

My wife has, over the years, taken to calling me by a term of endearment which is an abbreviated form of 'Honey'. Or so I thought, until she undertook to render it into writing as 'Hun'. So now I wonder. . .

Michelle H. said...

Nice portrait! The roar says it all.

Perky melons... that reminds me that I need to head to the grocery store.

Moannie said...

Perky melons? Ah yes, I remember them well. Sigh!

S said...

Hee hee that is great!

Logophile said...

Fearsome, and yet so lovely
:p
Gotta love that

Suldog said...

I think you should definitely get the helmet for everyday wear. Tres sexy, in a frightening sort of way.

coopernicus said...

Where's the spear?? Or at least a broadsword....
(broadsword....i kill myself)

Ananda girl said...

Hhahahahah... thank god for the sense of humor of co-workers, least we all lose it at work.

Jocelyn said...

Yea, I was going to point out that, even in caricature, you have an impressive rack.