A couple of days ago the big boss at work kept joking by telling patients not to forget to bring their charts to me when they checked out or I'd yell at the boss or the patients. At one point I feigned offense and said he was making me out to sound like a real battle axe. This was all the inspiration one of my coworkers needed. She grabbed a piece of scrap paper and doodled me as this.
Charmant, non? She was careful to include the pink in my hair AND my Birkenstocks AND an impressive set of melons. I thanked her for the artistic license in making sure they were perky. I rather liked the helmet too.