Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Bubba Done Got Me

Eric Alder aka Bubba done tagged me fer this here meme so's I gotta do muh best to give y'all some answers.  Now forgive me, Eric, but I just have to answer in a certain voice this time around...

1. Why did you start blogging?
Well it was by accident.  I thought y'all meant bogging so I got my mud truck ready and signed my name.  by the time I found out what I was really into it was too late to back out....kinda like the first time I went out with my mud truck too, come to think of it.

2. If you could travel anywhere in the world with no restriction of costs, where would it be and why?
Uranus, to fight some Klingons ...*snort*  good one, huh?

3. Did you have a teacher in school that had a great influence on your life? If so, what?
That one what done whupped my hind end till I couldn't sit down was highly influential-like.

4. If you could spend the day with a famous person, who would it be, and what would you do?
Hugh Jackman.  I'd do him.

5. Toilet paper - over or under?
Toilet paper?  Yer kiddin' me!  We got corn cobs and the Sears Catalog in the outhouse.

6. Name one thing in your life that you would do over if possible.
Well, if'n I ever get a chance to do Hugh Jackman I betcha I'll be wantin' to do him over again.

7. Tell about your pets - if any.
Toldja before I ain't got none cuz I don't want any.  That no account hamster my kid done brung into the house, the varmit what went and made a mess of babies all over the place, yeah, them ones...haven't I already gone on enough about the dang things? 

8. Do you live in a small town or a large town? 
Well now, that depends on if'n yer one of them big city folks what thinks we live in the sticks or if'n yer one of the backwards folks who lives waaaay out in the middle of nowhere in that speck on the map that ain't any bigger'n a gnat's asshole.

I ain't taggin' nobody.  Taggin' is fer younguns runnin' around the yard or fer hunter's to mark what they done took.  If'n ya wanna play along though it's yer choice.


Mona said...

Hehehe You are funny :D

would you believe it, I was 'drawn' into blogging by trickery! For the sake of 'revenge' by writing for something I did not do! I had to hit back to silence someone. Long story that...

Beach Bum said...

Uranus, to fight some Klingons ...*snort* good one, huh?

LOL!!! Yes, and I am not touching that one although a world of images are passing through my head, andthey have nothing to do with planets or sci-fi aliens.

Eric Alder said...

Nothing to forgive, Lime. I enjoyed your answers. Like I always say - better a smart ass than a dumb ass!

Craig said...

What were you saying about my anus?

S said...

I do likes me sum suthern aksents!
So charmin ya know!

Anonymous said...

and we've become a redneck because......?

DianeCA said...

Hugh Jackman, you'd do him! :lol: I love it!! If we ever do need a stand in redneck around here I know who to call ;-)

Jocelyn said...

Have you seen UNITED STATES OF TARA? This persona here reminds me of one of her personalities: Buck.