Bubba Done Got Me

Eric Alder aka Bubba done tagged me fer this here meme so's I gotta do muh best to give y'all some answers.  Now forgive me, Eric, but I just have to answer in a certain voice this time around...

1. Why did you start blogging?
Well it was by accident.  I thought y'all meant bogging so I got my mud truck ready and signed my name.  by the time I found out what I was really into it was too late to back out....kinda like the first time I went out with my mud truck too, come to think of it.


2. If you could travel anywhere in the world with no restriction of costs, where would it be and why?
Uranus, to fight some Klingons ...*snort*  good one, huh?


3. Did you have a teacher in school that had a great influence on your life? If so, what?
That one what done whupped my hind end till I couldn't sit down was highly influential-like.


4. If you could spend the day with a famous person, who would it be, and what would you do?
Hugh Jackman.  I'd do him.



5. Toilet paper - over or under?
Toilet paper?  Yer kiddin' me!  We got corn cobs and the Sears Catalog in the outhouse.



6. Name one thing in your life that you would do over if possible.
Well, if'n I ever get a chance to do Hugh Jackman I betcha I'll be wantin' to do him over again.



7. Tell about your pets - if any.
Toldja before I ain't got none cuz I don't want any.  That no account hamster my kid done brung into the house, the varmit what went and made a mess of babies all over the place, yeah, them ones...haven't I already gone on enough about the dang things? 



8. Do you live in a small town or a large town? 
Well now, that depends on if'n yer one of them big city folks what thinks we live in the sticks or if'n yer one of the backwards folks who lives waaaay out in the middle of nowhere in that speck on the map that ain't any bigger'n a gnat's asshole.


I ain't taggin' nobody.  Taggin' is fer younguns runnin' around the yard or fer hunter's to mark what they done took.  If'n ya wanna play along though it's yer choice.