Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Plan B

Well, the builder says the new place won't be ready until at least the end of next week.  I'll be headed out sans spouse and offspring anyway.  Seems my transvestite step-uncle has room for my dad, step-mom and me to stay at his place (near Dad and step-mom's).  I may be gone until the end of next week or I may come back early if it's too cramped.  It just depends on how things go.  Either way, I may have all sorts of interesting stories to tell...

15 comments:

Bijoux said...

Can't wait! Have fun, Lime!

Craig said...

Transvestite uncles are always good for a blog post or two. . .

Have fun!

haphazardlife said...

Hey! Craig stole my comment!

Beach Bum said...

Take pictures.

Suldog said...

Have a great and relaxing time. And, yes, take photos (if it won't upset your relaxation to do so!)

~Tim said...

Stories? We like stories. We like photos too.

Enjoy your time away.

silly rabbit said...

Have a great time! Too bad about the place not being done on time... but its one of those things you can accept as maybe opening up another, better opportunity.

S said...

for real????

You can come here and stay in the yurt, get over here.
Will only cost you plane fare, fly to SFO or Oakland, come on!!!!

Ohhhh, I forgot, I am going to Seattle on July 4th...but if you want to stay here while I am gone...
:D

Dave said...

Your immediate present sounds interesting Michelle. Have fun - Dave

Moannie said...

Have a great time, be refreshed and TAKE PICTURES.

veri word: hydry...I do hope you are not.

Rob said...

Hoping you're having the bestest getaway ever! All together now:

"I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today, life is good today

Well, the plane touched down just about three o'clock
And the city's still on my mind
Bikinis and palm trees danced in my head
I was still in the baggage line

Concrete and cars are their own prison bars
Like this life I'm living in
But the plane brought me farther, I'm surrounded by water
And I'm not going back again

I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today, life is good today

Adios and vaya con Dios
Yeah, I'm leaving GA
And if it weren't for tequila and pretty senoritas
I'd have no reason to stay

Adios and vaya con Dios
Yeah, I'm leaving GA
Gonna lay in the hot sun and roll a big fat one
And grab my guitar and play

Four days flew by like a drunk Friday night
As the summer drew to an end
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/z/zac-brown-band-lyrics/toes-lyrics.html]
They can't believe that I just couldn't leave
And I bid adieu to my friends

'Cause my bartender, she's from the islands
Her body's been kissed by the sun
And coconut replaces the smell of the bar
And I don't know if it's her or the rum

I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand
Not a worry in the world, a cold beer in my hand
Life is good today, life is good today

Adios and vaya con Dios
A long way from GA
Yes, and all the muchachas, they call me big poppa
When I throw pesos their way

Adios and vaya con Dios
A long way from GA
Someone do me a favor and pour me some Jaeger
And I'll grab my guitar and play

Adios and vaya con Dios
Going home now to stay
The senoritas don't care-o when there's no dinero
Yeah, I got no money to stay

Adios and vaya con Dios
Going home now to stay

I'm just gonna drive up by the lake
And put my ass in a lawn chair, toes in the clay
Not a worry in the world, a PBR on the way
Life is good today, life is good today" :-)

Courtesy of: The Zac Brown Band

secret agent woman said...

Oh, should have read this one first. Well, we'll be waiting for the stories.

Hilary said...

Have a great time, Lime (rhyme!). I'm looking forward to hearing all about it.

Pheromone Girl said...

Sounds like a good time - share those funny stories when you can!

Logophile said...

OK,
I had some catching up to do.
I LOVE that pic of middle daughter at the graduation, fabulous! So glad to hear your dad was able to come through and be there when needed.
Hope the vacation is going well and that you are taking notes so you can tell us funny stories.
I can't WAIT for this!