We live in a rural area with a lot of urban transplants. Sometimes the culture clash is rather amusing, like when someone brings up the topic of butchering meat chickens.
Avian Sympathizer: Oh no! I can't listen to this!
CF: Ok, we put them in a Jacuzzi.
AS: That doesn't sound so bad.
CF: Then we toss 'em in the Whizz-Bang machine.
AS: What's that?
CF: Well, it has a bunch of rubber fingers and it bounces the birds around to pluck 'em.
AS: Oh no! This sounds horrible.
Me: Think of it as a massage after being in the jacuzzi.
CF: Right! And we are just "undressing" the chickens.
Snarky Therapist: Give them a couple drinks after the Jacuzzi and I bet they'd undress themselves.
Me: Chickens doing tiny little shots. It's Chickens Gone Wild!