Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Meme-y Christmas

The Queen's Meme #105 ~ The How Many Christmas Meme

Welcome to The Queen's Meme #105
7 Royal Questions on Tuesday



The How Many Christmas Meme

This meme is so easy it's ridiculous. And that too.
Enjoy.

1. How many Wisemen were there?
According to tradition or historical record?

2. How many reindeer pull Santa's sleigh?
 I'm still trying to figure out how the Bernoulli principle applies to reindeer and a fat guy.


3. How many gifts are under your tree?

I was told it was the thought that counted.

4. How many classic holiday movies can you name?
What would you like me to name them?

5. How many stockings are hanging from your mantel?

Mr. Lime thought it was inappropriate for my stockings, and bras, and panties to be hanging there.

6. How many Christmas trees do you have?
How many do I need?

7. How many days are in the twelve days of Christmas?
Depends how many times you cross the international date line during that period of time.

7 comments:

Craig said...

The Bernoulli Principle, huh?

Well, aren't we the high-falutin' one?

And I thought math wasn't your strong suit. . .

silly rabbit said...

Ha! I knew a woman who had a tree in every room of her house each year. Yep, that included the bathrooms.

Anonymous said...

methinks it's time to meme again...

Commander Zaius said...

How many Christmas trees do you have?

We skipped the tree this year being that we will head down to Florida the day after Christmas. My daughter is still upset over that decision.

Teresa Kander said...

Love your answers!!!

Craver Vii said...

The question probably should have been how many Christmas trees have you smoked? (lol)

I wish they would stop mixing the maji and shepherds at the manger. The wise men showed up some two years later, when they were in their own home, and the place was not so smelly from poop.

The crèche at Daley Plaza (in downtown Chicago) has a chained-down baby Jesus, plus they installed a GPS inside it. --I kid you not! What an interesting world we live in.

Hilary said...

You never disappoint.