Friday, January 06, 2012

Friday 55-Yet Another Wacky Resolution

She stopped making resolutions years ago.
It was futile
and led to failure.
This year she made a real resolution.
It would be attainable.
She would throw away any panties
that rode up, slid down, bunched,
or otherwise annoyed.
Life was too full of challenges
for underwear to be one.
Slingshot to the trash...
SCORE!

20 comments:

Maddy said...

I'm more sensible than you. I decided to fix my google feed reader and now that's done I don't have to bother with anything else. Excuse me now as I head off to the closet to burn my underwear. See you in Target for replacements.

Christine said...

perfect 55, may I borrow this one

G-Man said...

Throwing away perfectly good articles of underthings?
Tsk Tsk Tsk...
Who See's em?
Trini...You made me smile
Loved your Lingerie 55
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

silly rabbit said...

Ha! That is the absolute best resolution that I have heard ever! And in a Friday 55 no less. Good job lime!

Craig said...

Seems a perfectly practical resolution. . .

Mama Zen said...

Amen, sister!

Kat said...

Haha!
Now that's a resolution I can get BEHIND. ;)

Brian Miller said...

sounds like a plan to me...nice shot...smiles.

Hilary said...

You crack me up.

Sailor said...

That's a great resolution!

Doctor FTSE said...

A resolution to keep by unkeeping your ill-fitting frillies. Nice 55.

Alice Audrey said...

When I finished doing that, there was nothing left.

Dave said...

Atta girl! Sounds like a sound plan! :-) - Dave

S said...

Lol do you have any panties left and if so the brand? Believe it or not i like aeropostale undies and vickies too. Of course vickies bras are worthless to real women...but the quality of their undies is very nice. Hope your buns are happier now!

Mother Theresa said...

Panties that ride up are a serious bummer. That is one of the best resolutions I've ever heard!

Tabor said...

Congrats on your POTW. Not only is this a great post...it is a wise post...and as soon as hubby is up I am going to the closet and do just that!

TexWisGirl said...

nice POTW!

Barb said...

A great resolution that will give you comfort the rest of the year. Congrats on POTW.

Out on the prairie said...

an easy resolution to abide to

spokalulu said...

Now there's a resolution we should all make! Congrats on your POTW!