I gave up making real resolutions years ago. Some call me a cynic. I prefer realist. Why set myself up for self-loathing with a bunch of promises I make to myself and break within days or weeks? However, I'm always up for some fun so let's make some entertaining resolutions. Here's how it will work. One person makes a resolution and the next person explains the ramifications in a twisted sort of way and makes his or her own resolution, which is in turn fouled up by the nest person and so on.... Like so...
Lime: I resolve to loose 20 lbs this year.
Susie: Congratulation on loosing 20 lbs. Unfortunately, it was because of a heavy lice infestation and had to shave all the hair on your entire body. I resolve to boost my textile business.
Logo: Congratulations on your booming business. I hear you've cornered the market on Rick Perry campaign t-shirts. I resolve to get up early every morning.
Suldog: Congratulations on becoming an early bird. I hope you enjoy your daily morning bowl of meal worms for breakfast. I resolve...
Got it? Ok. Go!
I resolve to exercise regularly.