Wednesday, April 19, 2006

I'll Never Grow Up

venus_de_milo_louvre

NoNukes_sign

What do Venus de Milo, NO NUKES and Lime have in common?


We've all been disarmed.


I didn't fall off the face of the earth. I fell off the zipline (not the swing) in our yard. Mangled my lower arms in ways that make grown men wince. Had a bunch of metal put in to hold it all together. I'm on all sorts of groovy drugs. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Let the jokes commence. Laughter is the best medicine.

35 comments:

Breazy said...

Oh my goodness! Are you okay girl? Whew! I knew something was wrong because I popped in over here today and you hadn't posted since friday. Let me know if there is anything I can do . I will be praying for you! Love ya !

lecram sinun said...

ROFLMAO!

lecram sinun said...

Get well soon!

ttfootball said...

Lime like yuh have a real adventurous yard.

Moosekahl said...

No way! Oh my girl! Please take care of yourself and remember...typing is great therapy for fingers and hands :) Take care of you...

Phain said...

oh good gravy girl!! I was wondering where ya been... (((hugs))) get well quick!

Mark Leslie said...

Oh no! (okay, good joke, but nasty thing to happen) - Get well soon!!!!

miss_lissa said...

OH MY GOD!!! You're my twin!!
well, not quite cause you're actually really seriously injured and I'm just a klutz (yeah, if u thought the fondue pot was the end of my insanity read what happened yesterday eep!!) but Yikes girl youz iz Craaaazy!!!

Get well soon and perhaps mr lime needs to install some safety equipment or something. lol (ducks and runs!!)

Evilicious Blonde said...

Good grief!!!! I hope you feel better soon!!!!

(That post was a hoot by the way. But YOUCH!)

The Melody Censor said...

Clever!
Happy HNT! And a kiss for you arm *kiss*
S

barefoot_mistress said...

Let me know if you need me to drop by and lend you a hand ok?

Good to have you back, miss!

Logophile said...

Darlin' girl,
you are a nut,
and a cracked one at that.
Enjoy the drugs and take it easy.

Snavy said...

I'm only like 6 ish hours away if you need anything - hehe...

Feel better sweetie - you were missed!!

ShyRocket said...

Oh man, THAT SUCKS! I was wondering why things had gone so quiet. Take care of yourself and I will check in with you regularly to see how you're doing.

BlackGirl said...

aw geesh...get well soon!

see? everybody's missing you *hugs* (its ok if u cant hug me back hehe

keda said...

gawd n bennet love. what a f**king nightmare.

gecmis olsun guzelim. (may it be in your past my beautiful.)

enjoy the drugs* and TAKE CARE.

Sheri said...

I was wondering where you'd gotten to. I hope you feel better soon! ouch ouch and more ouch - I'm not a grown man but I winced too!

Healing vibes to you

Phaedrous said...

Lime,

I was worried about you and for good reason I guess. I hope that you heal well and that everyone around you takes good care of you.

You will have interesting opportunities for HNT now.

P.

MyUtopia said...

I am very sorry to hear about your accident! I hope you get better soon. Enjoy your drugs :)

truckdriver_sefl said...

Dang I though maybe you were on vacation or something.......well with those drugs maybe they can take you on vacation:-}

Glad you are back!!

Blither said...

Woo Hooooooooooooooo :)

Oh I mean :( I'm sorry hunny!

Where's the good pictures?

Jericho said...

oh, my!
hope your recovery is going well

but just so you know...

it IS kinda funny
;)

~thinking of you~

DaMasta said...

Gaaaaaaah!

Holy crap, are you ok?? I mean.. I'm sure you feeeel ok cause of the drugs [hey, today is 4/20!].. but seriously, are you ok??

xoxoxo

The Village Idiot said...

glad to know you didnt drop the face of the earth but uh...if you have been dis-armed

how are you typing?

AndyT13 said...

Holy crap! I hope you get better soon. That's scary. No more zipline for you! Post some pics of this mangledness, but not before lunch LOL

airplanejayne said...

and now in addition to being charming, you are totally
disarming....

yeah, weak I know, but the best I can do at the snap of a finger --

--I'm also a klutz, so you have all my sympathy.

Get well soon!

Addict said...

OWWWwwwwie!
Enjoy the drugs while they last :)
Get better soon!

The Village Idiot said...

Holy Crap!

Recover quickly, but not so quickly that they stop your meds early!

:-)
The Idiot

BTExpress said...

Oh wow, I feel so bad for you. Worst part is masturbation is proably out for a while too. That sucks. :-(

Semi-Celibate Man said...

Ouch! Hope you heal well. HHNT

Tommy Gunn said...

You have a ZIPLINE in your yard? And I wasn't invited? Damn! We could have both been on good drugs sitting back and cracking a fresh couple of carribean lime brews (which by the way go in the fridge tomorrow. Yumm-O) Hope you get better and don't mind the thought of me snickering at your ass. LOL HHNT
TG

Top cat said...

Oh WOW! I'm so sorry you've had an accident, I'm very worried about you.
Please take care of yourself and get well soon.
tc

James Goodman said...

*Kisses the boo boo to make it better* all kidding aside, I hope the pain ebbs soon.

~TVS said...

Blimey, Limey. You zipped when you should have zagged. Get better sooner.
HHNT!

Phaedrous said...

PS What's a zipline?

P.