What do Venus de Milo, NO NUKES and Lime have in common?
We've all been disarmed.
I didn't fall off the face of the earth. I fell off the zipline (not the swing) in our yard. Mangled my lower arms in ways that make grown men wince. Had a bunch of metal put in to hold it all together. I'm on all sorts of groovy drugs. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Let the jokes commence. Laughter is the best medicine.
34 comments:
Oh my goodness! Are you okay girl? Whew! I knew something was wrong because I popped in over here today and you hadn't posted since friday. Let me know if there is anything I can do . I will be praying for you! Love ya !
ROFLMAO!
Get well soon!
Lime like yuh have a real adventurous yard.
No way! Oh my girl! Please take care of yourself and remember...typing is great therapy for fingers and hands :) Take care of you...
oh good gravy girl!! I was wondering where ya been... (((hugs))) get well quick!
Oh no! (okay, good joke, but nasty thing to happen) - Get well soon!!!!
OH MY GOD!!! You're my twin!!
well, not quite cause you're actually really seriously injured and I'm just a klutz (yeah, if u thought the fondue pot was the end of my insanity read what happened yesterday eep!!) but Yikes girl youz iz Craaaazy!!!
Get well soon and perhaps mr lime needs to install some safety equipment or something. lol (ducks and runs!!)
Good grief!!!! I hope you feel better soon!!!!
(That post was a hoot by the way. But YOUCH!)
Clever!
Happy HNT! And a kiss for you arm *kiss*
S
Let me know if you need me to drop by and lend you a hand ok?
Good to have you back, miss!
Darlin' girl,
you are a nut,
and a cracked one at that.
Enjoy the drugs and take it easy.
I'm only like 6 ish hours away if you need anything - hehe...
Feel better sweetie - you were missed!!
Oh man, THAT SUCKS! I was wondering why things had gone so quiet. Take care of yourself and I will check in with you regularly to see how you're doing.
aw geesh...get well soon!
see? everybody's missing you *hugs* (its ok if u cant hug me back hehe
gawd n bennet love. what a f**king nightmare.
gecmis olsun guzelim. (may it be in your past my beautiful.)
enjoy the drugs* and TAKE CARE.
I was wondering where you'd gotten to. I hope you feel better soon! ouch ouch and more ouch - I'm not a grown man but I winced too!
Healing vibes to you
Lime,
I was worried about you and for good reason I guess. I hope that you heal well and that everyone around you takes good care of you.
You will have interesting opportunities for HNT now.
P.
I am very sorry to hear about your accident! I hope you get better soon. Enjoy your drugs :)
Dang I though maybe you were on vacation or something.......well with those drugs maybe they can take you on vacation:-}
Glad you are back!!
oh, my!
hope your recovery is going well
but just so you know...
it IS kinda funny
;)
~thinking of you~
Gaaaaaaah!
Holy crap, are you ok?? I mean.. I'm sure you feeeel ok cause of the drugs [hey, today is 4/20!].. but seriously, are you ok??
xoxoxo
glad to know you didnt drop the face of the earth but uh...if you have been dis-armed
how are you typing?
Holy crap! I hope you get better soon. That's scary. No more zipline for you! Post some pics of this mangledness, but not before lunch LOL
and now in addition to being charming, you are totally
disarming....
yeah, weak I know, but the best I can do at the snap of a finger --
--I'm also a klutz, so you have all my sympathy.
Get well soon!
OWWWwwwwie!
Enjoy the drugs while they last :)
Get better soon!
Holy Crap!
Recover quickly, but not so quickly that they stop your meds early!
:-)
The Idiot
Oh wow, I feel so bad for you. Worst part is masturbation is proably out for a while too. That sucks. :-(
Ouch! Hope you heal well. HHNT
You have a ZIPLINE in your yard? And I wasn't invited? Damn! We could have both been on good drugs sitting back and cracking a fresh couple of carribean lime brews (which by the way go in the fridge tomorrow. Yumm-O) Hope you get better and don't mind the thought of me snickering at your ass. LOL HHNT
TG
Oh WOW! I'm so sorry you've had an accident, I'm very worried about you.
Please take care of yourself and get well soon.
tc
*Kisses the boo boo to make it better* all kidding aside, I hope the pain ebbs soon.
Blimey, Limey. You zipped when you should have zagged. Get better sooner.
HHNT!
PS What's a zipline?
P.
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