Sunday, December 03, 2006

Your Turn!

Ok, this went around some time ago. The idea is for you all to prove how well you know me or embarass yourself with how badly you do. Now I am not about humiliating my faithful readers so I am putting a twist on it. If you want to answer the questions honestly feel free, but I am instead going to encourage you to answer them in the crazy way I would normally do a meme. In lieu of that, just get weird on me and make crap up. Entertain me, folks. My migraines finally went away in time for the breakneck weekend I had. (A good, busy, productive weekend, but an exahusting one....let's just say my new motto is 'Thank God it's Monday!') so pardon my somewhat lame excuse for a post today. Oh, and for those who asked....yes, the giant tit is from Woody Allen's Everything You Wanted to Know about Sex...


1. My name:
2. Where did we meet:
3. Take a stab at my middle name:
4. How long have you known me:
5. When is the last time that we spoke/chatted:


6. Do I drink:
7. What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me:
8. What's one of my favorite things to do:
9. Am I funny:
10. What's my favorite type of music:


11. Can I sing:
12. What is the best feature about me:
13. Am I shy or outgoing:
14. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
15. Do I have any special talents:


16. I'm hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say:
17. What is my favorite food:
18. Have you ever talked about me behind my back:
19. Am I dating anyone:
20. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:


21. What's your favorite memory of me:
22. Who do I like right now:
23. What is my worst habit:
24. If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring:
25. Are we friends:


26. What is something fun you remember us doing together:
27. Do I believe in God:
28. Am I family oriented:
29. Do I have children:
30. Do I have siblings:


31. Am I successful:
32. what's my favorite movie:
33. Who is my best friend:
34. What kind of car do I drive:

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

..Uh, WHO was right about about the giant tit? HuH ? Michelle Gertrude, that used to own a VW...

Logophile said...

1. My name:
Brunhilde

2. Where did we meet:
Octoberfest, but of course

3. Take a stab at my middle name:
Otilda

4. How long have you known me:
Online or Biblically?

5. When is the last time that we spoke/chatted:
When you're not with me, every moment's a day

6. Do I drink:
Fish, oddly enough, and what a sight!

7. What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me:
What the HELL is with her hair?!?!

8. What's one of my favorite things to do:
Make patchwork quilts out of old skirts, but only when you are not making skirts out of old patchwork quilts

9. Am I funny:
absolutely

10. What's my favorite type of music:
Gangsta rap, can't wait till you get that pole in your kitchen so you can do a bootylicious version of "Smack Mah Bitch Up."

11. Can I sing:
The correct phrase is MAY I sing, and the answer is still NO!

12. What is the best feature about me:
Your enormous hard throbbing... Oh, no, wait...

13. Am I shy or outgoing:
You'd always been the retiring type till my stabilizing influence, I'm so glad you met me.

14. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
A more rebellious rule keeper has rarely walked the earth.

15. Do I have any special talents:
A nose and a spoon, baby, need I say more?

16. I'm hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say:
I'm guessing 98.6 roughly, but in Celsius that is STEAMING hot!

17. What is my favorite food:
Bananas

18. Have you ever talked about me behind my back:
Yes, but only after you posted that picture of your back

19. Am I dating anyone:
Golly, I hope not. That would mess up our plan to move to Frisco together

20. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
Wait, its coming to me, some sort of citrus inspired name, Kumquat?

21. What's your favorite memory of me:
You don't really want me to talk about it right out here in public do you?

22. Who do I like right now:
Nigel

23. What is my worst habit:
Biting your toe nails, you really ought to stop that.

24. If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring:
A pasta maker, you are so silly!

25. Are we friends:
What? Why are you asking me that, do you think I go to this kind of effort for just anyone???

26. What is something fun you remember us doing together:
Well, there was that day we worked on figuring out html tags, that was a blast, huh? Good times, good times

27. Do I believe in God:
You could say that,
You could say all of this and worse but If I ever lose my faith in you There'd be nothing left for me to do. Sorry, I started channelling Sting for a sec.



28. Am I family oriented:
OMG, that is disgusting, who would do whole families, that's nasty. Why did you put that question in there?

29. Do I have children:
Only because teenagers are the most absolutely up-to-date fashion accessory.

30. Do I have siblings:
Are we counting the sisterhood of the travelling hideous shirt?

31. Am I successful:
Wildly, I'm hoping you are going to finance my new product, the fur lined sink.

32. what's my favorite movie:
Uncle Harold and Aunt Maude's VHS Hightlights of their Carnival Cruise.

33. Who is my best friend:
That would be your pastor, of course.

34. What kind of car do I drive:
German engineering at its finest baybay, bring on the Porsche!

barefoot_mistress said...

I did the first ten qs!


~Michelle R*****!!!!
~Trivia Madness!
~Middle name is Roti. :P
~Known you 5 years
Spoke/chatted about a week ago? On phone about two weeks ago.
~You only drink the finest champagne, with the sexiest men!
~Well as you know, someone thought you were me, and that's how we met (tie dye and all that)...I think.....I thought you to be incredibly witty!
~Reading is a favorite
~Look, if I have to sew up another pair of pants from busting my seams laughing at your writing....
~Music, erm Tori? Steel drums? Reggae?
~I did the first ten! How'd I do?

I did have the thought that I am so glad you and Ian are always there when I am having a crying fit in India! XXXXXX Coming back later to see more answers....

barefoot_mistress said...

I knew I oughta leave the funny stuff up to Logo, but I do find it amusing that she and I are both answering your post at the same time. Does that make us twins?

Jodes said...

too much for a Monday....I come back later.......have a good one.

Amber said...

you were right about choosing a movie carefully. Baz was copying the penguin by doing a little "happy feet" dance.

Breazy said...

1. Michelle
2. trivia madness (I only say that because we promised not to tell anyone our big secret!)shhhh..
3. Beula
4. almost two years now
5. we conversed via email over the weekend

6. does a bear shit in the woods occaisionally?
7. wow! She's a genius!
8. you love to lime all de time wit a book
9. hilarious darling!
10. ummm...I didn't know you had a favorite

11. ummm....according to your kids no but I haven't heard you for myself so I can't properly judge yet
12. your hair of course
13. outgoing
14. you are a rebel without a cause baby!!!
15. you can balance a spoon on your nose

16. you're hot, sticky sweet from your head to your feet .. yeah !
17. roti dipped in chocolate???
18. nope but if you want me to just turn around and I'll talk about you, you can even help me ...
19. If you are you need to let go of some deets for a poor unfortunate married girl.
20. I think I would call you Lime

21. the pic where you are making the wild face with your eyes crossed
22. everybody !
23. procrastination
24. I would sincerely hope that you would have some chocolate and roti
25. yes

26. exchanging Christmas cards last year, aside from Brian at Audience of 1 you were a first for me as far as exchanging cards with online friends
27. yes
28. yes
29. only 13
30. yes .. I think

31. at everything ... well everything but the zipline but we won't talk about that
32. behind the green door?
33. some redheaded chic in Seattle?
34. car ...I thought you drove a school bus

hope you enjoy the answers as much as I enjoyed creating them ! Have a great day!

James Goodman said...

1. My name: Ms. Thang… :D
2. Where did we meet: Cyber space
3. Take a stab at my middle name: Danger
4. How long have you known me: I guess it’s been a year or so now…
5. When is the last time that we spoke/chatted: Last week?

6. Do I drink: Nah, not you…get your Lime on.
7. What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: This Gal’s insanse. :D
8. What's one of my favorite things to do: The Zip Line
9. Am I funny: Oh, yeah…most def.
10. What's my favorite type of music: Ah, man…I was going to go with Gangsta rap here, but it’s already been used, lol. I’ll have to take filk.

11. Can I sing: Oddly enough, this was covered the last time we IMd. :D
12. What is the best feature about me: Your eyes. You have some of the warmest eyes I’ve seen. Very cool.
13. Am I shy or outgoing: by what I’ve seen here…I’d have to say you are simply one of the shyest people I know. :D
14. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: With a Rebel Yell…
15. Do I have any special talents: Of course…

16. I'm hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say: I almost put that as your middle name. :D
17. What is my favorite food: hmmm…I would have to go with Cassava Pone.
18. Have you ever talked about me behind my back: Nope, not a big fan of that.
19. Am I dating anyone: Just Mr. Lime.
20. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: Ah, I was going t go for really funny hear, but I’ve got nuttin… I’m gonna stick with Lime.

21. What's your favorite memory of me: Your HNT Salute to my brothers and sisters in uniform.
22. Who do I like right now: hmm, who do you not like?
23. What is my worst habit: You don’t blog nearly often enough… :D
24. If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring: Nothing, I would take care of everything…
25. Are we friends: I sure hope so.

26. What is something fun you remember us doing together: working out some of the rough edges on one of my novels.
27. Do I believe in God: Almost as much as she believes in you.
28. Am I family oriented: Most definitely.
29. Do I have children: The Limettes…
30. Do I have siblings: yep…

31. Am I successful: at nearly everything you do.
32. what's my favorite movie: I’m not sure, but it’s probably not a scary one…
33. Who is my best friend: Mr. Lime?
34. What kind of car do I drive: A Big Cadillac Escalade with spinners. :D

Fred said...

I'll watch everyone else do well. Me? I'd make a fool out of myself.

Seamus said...

1. My name: is Michelle and I am … addicted
2. Where did we meet: AA & BA
3. Take a stab at my middle name: I would but you’d have to kill me
4. How long have you known me: since your last drink
5. When is the last time that we spoke/chatted: huh? You’re the one with the memory

6. Do I drink: used to
7. What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: that’s hard
8. What's one of my favorite things to do: you gave it up
9. Am I funny: … and funnier
10. What's my favorite type of music: not piano

11. Can I sing: in the shower
12. What is the best feature about me: Your BS filter
13. Am I shy or outgoing: you’re going to chase me till I answer aren’t you?
14. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: what rules?
15. Do I have any special talents: please, this is a family blog!

16. I'm hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say: and hotter
17. What is my favorite food: don’t know, you keep eating it all!
18. Have you ever talked about me behind my back: what did you hear???
19. Am I dating anyone: Mr. Lime wants to know!
20. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: uh….family blog???

21. What's your favorite memory of me: uh….see above?
22. Who do I like right now: me, who else!
23. What is my worst habit: if I told you, you would stop and what fun would that be?
24. If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring: the hammock
25. Are we friends: we were till this!

26. What is something fun you remember us doing together: you don’t give up do you? Family … blog …
27. Do I believe in God: and Godesses
28. Am I family oriented: with 17 kids? I hope so!
29. Do I have children: see above!
30. Do I have siblings: yes, but they’ve disowned you…something about excessive nieces and nephews

31. Am I successful: at separating limes and coconuts
32. what's my favorite movie: wait, wait! I know this one……….
33. Who is my best friend: you’re asking? Surely you jest!
34. What kind of car do I drive: was that before or after they made you surrender your license?

Anonymous said...

16. I'm hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say:

You are SMOKING hot!!

3. Take a stab at my middle name:

I have the fork ready. Show me where your middle name is and I will stab it....

PS My guess is ROSE...

15. Do I have any special talents:

You can roll your tongue and you do something funky with your eyes.

9. Am I funny:
Funny ha-ha or Funny strange?
Yes to both. That is why I bookmarked your blog after I first found it.

Tommy said...

1. My name: Michelle, ma belle (and not the telephone bitch either)
2. Where did we meet: Casablanca, I wore white, you wore me.
3. Take a stab at my middle name: Dorahpina.
4. How long have you known me: Since the dawn of time ... or a couple of years, I forget.
5. When is the last time that we spoke/chatted: This morning as I was getting ready for work and you were keeping an eye out for Mr. Lime.

6. Do I drink: Only when you are thirsty.
7. What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: Man what great ... tracts of land she has!
8. What's one of my favorite things to do: Group Counseling or visiting the Emergency room.
9. Am I funny: yes but you don't even notice after a while. ... oh, you man humorous!
10. What's my favorite type of music: Polka

11. Can I sing: no but you insist on it anyway.
12. What is the best feature about me: again, your great ... tracts of land
13. Am I shy or outgoing: shy but only when you go out.
14. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: There are rules?
15. Do I have any special talents: mmmmmm ... oh yeah!

16. I'm hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say: Is it summer or winter?
17. What is my favorite food: Roti
18. Have you ever talked about me behind my back: Only when I was behind you.
19. Am I dating anyone: Besides me? I hope not.
20. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: Zelda?

21. What's your favorite memory of me: Hey ... we'll always have Paris ... Texas.
22. Who do I like right now: Groucho Marx? Oh I thought you said LOOK like
23. What is my worst habit: Yeah gotta go with biting your toenails ... good call Logo
24. If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring: the makings for a good coconut vichyssoise?
25. Are we friends: not if this thing has 35 questions! Just made it so yeah, I guess.

26. What is something fun you remember us doing together: What happens in Vegas ...
27. Do I believe in God: You must ... you called his name enough the other ... er, yeah.
28. Am I family oriented: I thought you were family phobic?
29. Do I have children: I thought we weren't gonna tell anyone.
30. Do I have siblings: yeah, they're in the drawer next to the tongs and slotted spoons.

31. Am I successful: You have been with me every time!
32. what's my favorite movie: Oh Bad Zoot! Bad Zoot!
33. Who is my best friend: Janita?
34. What kind of car do I drive: um ... 1966 Mustang Fastback ... no, the Batmobile? No that's not it either ... damn ...

Anonymous said...

1. My name:Bond, James Bond

2. Where did we meet: On a cross channel ferry vomiting over the side

3. Take a stab at my middle name: Ignacious

4. How long have you known me: we are immortal since before Adam and Lilith

5. When is the last time that we spoke/chatted: we communicate telepathically

6. Do I drink: Is the Pope a Nazi!?

7. What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: They're here! They're taking over!

8. What's one of my favorite things to do: Sending fake letter bombs to Iran.

9. Am I funny: Is that funny weird or funny haha?

10. What's my favorite type of music: Europop

11. Can I sing: I don't know, can you?

12. What is the best feature about me: Your ti...nope your as...nope your intelligence!That's it *phew!*

13. Am I shy or outgoing: outgoing, you're always going out when I call.

14. Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Oh you and your rules...mistress.

15. Do I have any special talents: do tongues, cherry stalks and knots ring any bells hotlips?

16. I'm hot? Am I not? Go ahead, you can say: well I wouldn't push you out of bed.

17. What is my favorite food: deep frozen tacos.

18. Have you ever talked about me behind my back:All the time darlin', but only about good stuff.

19. Am I dating anyone: Is that what you do to find out their age, like in trees?

20. If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be: Schnozzwobbler

21. What's your favorite memory of me: That time under the full moon, with the wind whispering through the palm leaves and the wine-dark sea lapping against the white sands.

22. Who do I like right now: Oh me baby, only me.

23. What is my worst habit: The way you pick your knickers out of the crack of your ass.

24. If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I would bring: The calipers

25. Are we friends: God no! we're lovers, on a spiritual plane of course.

26. What is something fun you remember us doing together: Counting the wrinkles on George Bush Senior's neck, ahh heady times.

27. Do I believe in God: It doesn't matter, He believes in you dear.

28. Am I family oriented:You have a chinese family!!?

29. Do I have children: Only because of the dictates of society.

30. Do I have siblings: Now there's a word you don't see every day.

31. Am I successful:That depends on your point of view now, doesn't it?

32. what's my favorite movie: Society Slammers from the Planet Gyron.

33. Who is my best friend: Your pet flea.

34. What kind of car do I drive: One with an engine five wheels and a seat belt.