Monday, September 08, 2008

Sing a Song of Meme-ishness

This has been sitting in drafts since I pilfered it from Airplanejayne.
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, answer these questions...No repeats on songs!


Pick an artist: Weird Al Yankovic
(You didn't honestly expect me to do this straight did you?)

1. Are you a male or female?
I Think I'm a Clone Now


2. Describe yourself:
She Drives Like Crazy


3. How do you feel about yourself?
Dare to Be Stupid


4. Describe where you currently are:
Nature Trail to Hell


5. If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Amish Paradise


6. Your best friend is:
Harvey the Wonder Hamster


7. Your favorite color is:
White & Nerdy


8. You know that:
I Want a New Duck


9. What's the weather like?
Christmas at Ground Zero


10. If your life was a television show, what would it be called?
Weasel Stomping Day


11. What is life to you?
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars


12. What is the best advice you have to give?
Everything You Know is Wrong


13. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Waffle King


In other meme related news, Suldog has tagged me to make a movie of my life and cast the various people in my life with famous actors. VE did this some time ago only he cast the roles of fellow bloggers. I've exhausted myself with 15 minutes of thought on the whole matter and decided I'll do a movie with fellow bloggers rather than my family. Suldog totally copped out on the whole thing by saying it was unsafe to try to cast any female because invariably someone would be insulted and yet he tagged me with it. It was a move that was slick as snot, let me tell ya. So I will take up the challenge but I sure don't want to get in any trouble by creating a role for one blogger and not another or maybe creating a role for someone who doesn't want to be in this future blockbuster. So if you want to be cast in a sweeping space saga of zany adventures in a slapstick historical docudrama shot like a spaghetti western let me know. Think of it as Merchant/Ivory forming an uneasy union with Lucas/Spielberg in order to do battle against a Mel Brooks/Clint Eastwood led gang all while wondering which side Michael Moore will propagandize as leading a great conspiracy against the public...really, it's going to be great. Weird Al has already agreed to score the film.

27 comments:

G-Man said...

Is there a 'casting couch' involved?
If yes...Count me in!!!

G-Man said...

Hehehe..
Lights..Camera..ACTION!!!!!!!!!!!

S said...

Oy veh! She's a film makuh now!

Suldog said...

It would be utterly repugnant of me to tag you, but then beg off from being cast. OK. Fire away!

James Goodman said...

lol, that was hilarious. I've always had a soft spot for ol Al though. :D

Mona said...

:D Lime you are so funny! :D

I would LOVE to see you as a director & act in your movie!

But please don't have plastic dinosaurs chasing me! & don't let James be the script writer!

But if you cast me as a Rakshosi, then James' script will do!

Doo Dah said...

Great meme< Lime!
Happy Monday to you ...

Breazy said...

if you need me let me know and I will help in anyway I can.

Loved the answers to the meme and I will be singing White & Nerdy all day. LOL!

:)

citizen of the world said...

Who wouldn't want to be n your movie?

Desmond Jones said...

Good one, Lime. . .

I s'pose it ought to be easy for me to come up with womething from The Beatles, eh? . . .

Craver Vii said...

What?! Hamsters don't attack. Oh, they're radioactive? Nevermind then.

The bloggers' movie sounds like a great idea.

SignGurl said...

Weird Al was the very first concert I ever saw. He was truly talented, as are you with your answers :)

(M)ary said...

1) Weird Al is perfect for this MEME....I learned a few new songs today that I will have to go check out on youtube

2) I LOVE YOUR LABEL:"I'll have whatever she is smoking" (-:

DianeCA said...

Three cheers for Al and your good use of his wisdom!! You are quite right it is always dangerous to cast females...you pretty much have to ask them who they think could pay them and expect to shell out a lot of money!!

VE said...

Ooooh...I can't wait for the film. I hope Harvey the Wonder Hamster gets a bit part in it too...

San said...

Lime's gonna put me in the movies. She's gonna make a big star out of me. And all I gotta do is act naturally. You bet, babe. Cast me as someone outlandish. Cast me as a villain. Cast me as a vixen. Cast me as a dead body lying in a coffin. Just cast me, baby. Cast me.

Your Weird Al answers are brilliant around the edges. Since they're edgy, I guess that makes them totally brilliant.

lecram said...

You know I'm in (though late to visit today) and I'll even take the part of the creepy foreigner. Cheers!

~Tim said...

You know, people used to get me and Clint Eastwood mixed up. Yeah, when he was mayor of Carmel people would call the office and ask, "Is Tim there?"

[smirk]

Beach Bum said...

I'm throwing in with Mel and Clint. Still haven't forgiven Lucas for that abomination called Jar Jar Binks, and for the sucky dialog for all three prequels. Hope you don't mind but I tagged you for something myself.

Lisa said...

A bit part to raise "phain" from the dead or play the long lost sister with amnesia? Ha!!

S said...

OK waitaminit. How are you gonna make a movie with all these people living in different parts of the world?

I didn't know you knew how to do that. Can you teach me some stuff?
I have at least one movie making thing on my puter, Im sure of it.
:P Movie making thing...lookit me go! You'll have a filmmaker outa me yet.

Maybe I'll just hang around and learn stuff. How's that?

Or I could be the first aid person for your set. They really have those people you know. One time I was riding my bike to the Santa Monica Pier, when I stopped to watch a movie set, and also the electrician was my future bro in law now divorced, but thats another story, and this movie set first aid dude yells at me, "Could you puh lease move, you are blocking my light! Cant you see I am working here?"

He was professionally applying a bandaid to the toe of an actress! :| I think I can handle that job now that I've seen it done by a pro!

Cant wait to see what you make!

barman said...

I have heard some of Weird Al's songs but don't really know the titles except Christmas at Ground Zero. Leave it to me to call that Christmas music. That whole CD is a stitch.

If you need any filler you can pitch me in... or not. Actually I would love to help out with the behind the scenes. Lighting or sound or even key grip what ever that is???

Rob said...

Well, since I don't have a blog of my own, I guess a role in your movie is out for me! I'd still like to be a part of it however; so feel free to call upon me to help "ghost write" some of the script. I think assistant ghost writer would probably be an appropriate way for me to participate!

Or, along the lines of what Barman was saying, I could probably serve in one of those myriad of functions that you always see in the credits, but no one ever knows what they mean! I always figured I'd make a good "post production assistant"... or maybe a "best boy"... or a "gaffer" for God's sake! Surely I could be a passable "gaffer", drawing on years of experience committing "gaffes"! ;-)

Or, if you prefer, I could just be one of the Director's lackeys... since I think I read somewhere that you're aiming for a key position in the coming revolution and eventual world domination! You'll need an abundance of lackeys when you're in charge! :-)

mssolitaire said...

LMAO!!!! This is awesome!!! I love it! hahahaha... I might have to steal it :)

And oh... you know I'd love to act in your crazy life bio-pic! ;)

mssolitaire said...

LMAO!!!! This is awesome!!! I love it! hahahaha... I might have to steal it :)

And oh... you know I'd love to act in your crazy life bio-pic! ;)

coopernicus said...

Can I be the cranky yet benign curmudgeon with the heart of gold of whom everyone is intimidated except the mysterious purple haired maiden who wanders into town to save the local dog catcher from making a fatal mistake with a guinea pig?

airplanejayne said...

MEMEMEMEMEMEME!

I wanna be in da movie!!!@

:)