Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Weird Politics-I'm Calling for a Redo


Works for me. Can we get Maxine on a third party ticket somehow?






*image from www.pythononline.com

He hasn't got shit all over 'im. I'd vote for him.

The Republican and Democratic candidates are a cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters and tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms.


(Thanks to all for the sanity maintaining suggestions yesterday.)

29 comments:

G-Man said...

Pat Paulson AND Pauline?

G-Man said...

Wait a minute, Is he dead?

It doesn't matter, he's still got more life in him than McCain!!

and BTW...PAYDIRT!!!!!!!!

Doo Dah said...

I am with Maxine.

I dont think the old McCain or old Biden could run out of the way fast enough ... they'd make nice splats.

Ella said...

i want to be maxine when i grow up.

...is it just me or does anyone else think biden needs to lay off the self tanner? just sayin...

NYD said...

Catching up with your posts is a whole lot of fun. Tell me now, didjya smack her one? Didjya? Teens. Not quite human yet you still gots to feed them.

barman said...

Especially this year, I would so vote for Maxine.

Abraham Lincoln said...

Thanks for visiting my blog and commenting. If you hadn't I wouldn't be here.

Now that I am I can tell you I like your politics. My cousin, President Lincoln, created the Republican Party and I have been a lifetime member but the second time George W. Bush ran and his Supreme Court cronies put him in office I abandoned the Republican party and joined the Democrats.

Now I thoroughly enjoyed William Jefferson Clinton as president, including his jaunts with that girl in the Whine House bathroom, and I think his leaving office with a monumental surplus in the National Budget was worth me staying on as a Democrat. I do not know if I will be this enthusiastic about Barack Obama but I will at least give him 8 years to find out how much I like him.

I hope this comment will not discourage you from returning to my blogs. I think I have 8 of them and each one is better than the last one. However I would recommend your taking a look at my granddaughter.

That post is over at Canon Pixels

S said...

Oy.

I hope you will vote anyway.

S said...

Just wanted to say, at the very least, Obama does not surround himself with sexy women in business suits and garter belts in order to elevate himself as a man.

He is obviously lacking in the gifted department, and these women make him look like a super stud, dont they?

Hey waitamint! Isnt this supposed to be an election to choose someone to run this country?

Its NOT the McCain beauty pageant?

jillie said...

All I can say is that we still have 55 more days of this crap and it's only going to get uglier. Love "S's" comment. Yeah, he can hold his own without the show girls. I think....
The jury is still out for me! I really do hate election years.

mssolitaire said...

This year has been really nutty with the elections... I really don't like either candidate and I hate the rifts I see forming in my groups of friends because of this... people get too passionate about things they know nothing about and then friendships are broken...

it's sad.

So I stay out of it.

But I will say that I would vote for Maxine... it's great!

Suldog said...

Thanks for the sanity, Lime.

"...a cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters and tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms."

Can we just get John Cleese to make faces at our enemies?

TLP said...

Well, I'm not sayin' I'm all happy about the choices, but damnitall I cannot vote for McCain and the babe. Obama will get my vote. In fact I'm volunteering for his campaign.

Breazy said...

I say we all vote Maxine!

I normally hate election year and this one is certainly more hated than any before. I do not like any of our choices and I dread seeing what is going to happen to our country after the new Pres. takes his spot, I mean isn't it bad enough already?

Have a good day!

DianeCA said...

That was very eloquently stated!! I wouldnt have come up with tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms myself, but you state my sentiments exactly. I think I would rather vote for Maxine.

(M)ary said...

oh my yes, i would vote for Palin for president...or even KING OF THE WORLD!!

(M)ary said...

Michael Palin, that is....

BTExpress said...

Vote for me. I think I'd make a good President.

coopernicus said...

I'd like to have an argument please....
Oh That's next door. It's Being Hit On The Head lessons in here...

Cheesy said...

Hey ??? Should I be offended with your use of cheesy?? :o)

Cheesy said...

Oh and don't you think Micheal's poster would be funnier with ketchup fries up his nose???

~Tim said...

Palin for president. Brilliant!

Gledwood said...

yeah Michael Palin for president, definitely

I always said the Democrats should go with Hillary Clinton, now they're getting their just deserts for ignoring my advice

I hope the Republicans get in now, it will really serve America right

;->..

seventh sister said...

I don't think Micheal is eligable since he was not born in this country. Too bad for us.

tsduff said...

I've never donated to a campaign in my life... until yesterday. Obama is my choice - after that... Maxine. If that doesn't work - we are moving to Iceland in November.

The Zombieslayer said...

I love Maxine.

Fortress Guinness said...

wait...there'a an election going on over there...??? oh wow...!!!
as for your personal choice Lime, i'm with you all the way, but i'd rather have him as Prime Minister tyvm...!!! ;) oh and...

'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy...!!!'

(i know it was directed at Graham Chapman, but i just love that phrase hahaha...!!!)
and don't forget 'no matter who you vote for, the government always gets in...!!!' (^_^) xxx

Fortress Guinness said...

Lipstick on a pig...!!! Lipstick on a pig...!!! lol ;)

TorAa said...

Oh yeah, Michael is a Peacemaker.
But he is British and very reflective, like his earlier member of Monty Pyton -John Cleese.
-- Americans seems to have problems to accept such geniouses.
May be I'm naïv. But it's allways a reason for agression - someone that can't control their own behaviour regarding Truth - as we see it.

btw. Your posts are very reflective. An important.

have a great weekend - with all your dearest