Monday, October 27, 2008

Moooooom! Beach Bum Hit Meeeeeeee!!!

Ok, no physical violence occurred. He Just tagged me for a meme. It's been a while since I memed you fine folks too.


*image from http://www.stitchymcyarnpants.com/

Where do I buy my clothes?
In efforts to reduce, reuse, and recycle I construct my clothes from found items. Remember those hats made of crocheted together soda/beer cans from the 70s? I have a whole wardrobe of clothes like that.

Where did my furniture come from?
Mostly it's whatever we find by the side of the road. We got a nice couch that was out in front of a frat house. It smells kinda like my favorite beer can dress....and urine.

Where do I live?
In a pineapple under the sea.

Favorite books?
I think Danielle Steele and Nicholas Sparks are overlooked literary geniuses.

Favorite movies?
The series of movies Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen did during their early teen years are cinematic masterpieces. Citizen Kane has nothing on the Olsen twins.

Favorite music?
I think if Yoko Ono and Billy Ray Cyrus sang a rap duet no other music would ever need to be written. The pinnacle of musical expression would have been reached.

Favorite TV show?
My day is incomplete if I haven't been subjected to The Suite Life of Zack and Cody or Josh and Drake.

Who gets hit?
I prefer to tickle people thanks. But feel free to employ this meme at your place is you want.

41 comments:

74WIXYgrad said...

Nothing like a good dose of sarcasm for a Monday morning.

We may have to get some baskets for those balloons you are taking stock in.

Cocotte said...

You are a riot, Lime! Happy Monday to you!

citizen of the world said...

Ooh, I live in a tiki house! Wanna meet at the Krusty Krab for a krabby patty?

EmBee said...

"My day is incomplete if I haven't been subjected to The Suite Life of Zack and Cody or Josh and Drake."

Subjected to? Well that phrase kinda gives me the impression you're being sarcastic here.
;-)

snowelf said...

I want to come over and enjoy the aroma of your couch...I miss hanging out at the frat house...

--snow

Breazy said...

so I am not the only mother that watches Suit Life and Josh & Drake even though we have saw every episode and movie. The funny thing is that I really don't mind because they could be watching worse. Have a great day!

Balou said...

LOL @ the beer can dress! Good Monday to you Lime. Thanks for the chuckle.

lime said...

wixy, sadly i think when we take that balloon ride we're going to end up like steve fossett.

cocotte, happy monday to you too:)

citizen, should we invite squidward to come too?

embee, you are very perceptive

snowelf, i could use the vomit scented febreeze if it enhances the experience for you

breazy, ok, so it's better than silence of the lambs but eesh, it's still awful.

lime said...

balou, it does chafe a bit. and on cold days that metal is a tad chilly

furiousBall said...

oh man, say hi to patrick star for me pretty please!

Ella said...

Seeing Danielle Steele and Nicholas Sparks in the same sentence makes me throw up a little in my mouth. And in my house, Drake and Josh is sooooo yesterday. We watch iCarly because she's so tech savvy and we all think Spencer is hawt.

G-Man said...

Is'nt there some law about Truth In Blogging?

Kat said...

Are you saying you're Sponge Bob?

S said...

Oh I just love that Spongbob where he and Patrick have a baby clam and then Bob has to grow a few extra pairs of arms so that he can diaper, iron, cook, vacuum and dust while Patrick watches TV! :P

Happy Monday!

Craver Vii said...

I've never read Steele or Sparks. But other than Budweiser, urine and Yoko, I could live with everything else you posted.

Josh and Drake? I haven't heard of that one yet.

I'm so thankful that we don't do a home day care any more. Barney the Dinosaur turned me into a staunch supporter of the 2nd Amendment, to the exclusion of free speech.

barman said...

I see we furniture shop at the same place. I bought 3 items new, everything else is used. The used stuff holds up better.

Good news, Zack and Cody tood their show on board a boat so not you have variaty or you will have soon. Not sure if the new show statred yet.

Yoko Ono (Ouch) and Billy Ray Cyrus
(oh my achy breaky ears). I am not sure I can fathom this.

Nice meme spongeLime.

Cooper said...

I can't believe I can see your blog at work....kewl....I always thought an intra-Beatles wife duet, say Yoko and Linda McCartney, would being the pinnacle of musical excellence

airplanejayne said...

Hmmm....I always learn something new. I didn't know you were Sponge Bob....


guess that makes me your Patrick.

Pole-dancing Patrick

lime said...

furiousball, ya want i should give gary a hug for you too?

ella, yeah, it made me ill to type those names out in the same sentence too.

gman, i have this bridge for sale...

kat, you'd call the men in white coats if i did

s, LOL, i love that episode.

craver, please spare yourself the agony of either of those authors.

barman, oh yes i have been tormented by the twins on board the cruise ship.

cooper, doing a happy "blogging at work" dance to the groovy beat of yoko/linda

apj, the image of patrick pole dancing almost made my head explode. can ya see squidward stuffing a dollar bill in patrick's shorts?

Desmond Jones said...

Well, gosh, Lime, in OurTown, the frat-house couches never make it to the curb, they just get set on fire. . .

Maddy said...

Oh my goodness you are the best. I must say that if I'd read this a year ago I would have had no idea about Josh and Drake, sadly, my daughter recently discovered it!
Cheers

VE said...

The suite death of Zach and Cody. If I could just strangle those obnoxious boys...

RennyBA said...

Always great to know a blog friend even better!

Btw: I love the 70s too :-)

DianeCA said...

Hilarious and truly original. As a matter of fact at work last night at the womens shelter we were adding new books to the librairy. We get free books from time to time donated from a local publishing house. And I think Danielle Steel must be translated into almost all languages in the world. I can at least personally vouch for that most of the books are translated into Norwegian and Swedish.

lime said...

desmond, come to think of it there are some singed spots on the couch and in addition to beer and urine it has a slightly smoky aroma

maddy, my sincerest condolences

ve, excellent title suggestion

renny, just so long as you tell me you never wore beer can fashion all is well

diane, as an american expat do ya ever feel the need to apologize for some of the drivel we have exported? egads...

Beach Bum said...

...Yoko Ono and Billy Ray Cyrus sang a rap duet...

Talk about a sign of the Apocalypse.

As for living in a pineapple under the sea, I could live with it to be closer to the ocean. But property values, with my luck, would still be too high.

This was a laugh and a great post.

Fred said...

I hope it's a big pineapple.

misticblu said...

HELP! I know I have been reading you for some time and when i see the word "memes" i say "mem" in my head. (Like some flooty-tooty english language reference that i just wasn't getting). Only last week did I realize ya'll might mean "me-me" as in this is all about ME, ME.
Please straighten me out before i play.
Incidentally, I have passed them over in the past, since I preached to my children that they are BAD BAD BAD for leaking seemingly useless info about oneself to the public. BUT you, my dear, put a hilarious spin and some of the ones you have done are truly inventive.

Zack and Cody rock, but my 14 BOY won't miss RAVEN! Not sure what that says about him...... :)

(M)ary said...

i am going deaf just thinking about Yoko Ono and Billy Ray Cyrus singing a duet!

(M)ary said...

i am going deaf just thinking about Yoko Ono and Billy Ray Cyrus singing a duet!

(M)ary said...

apparently, i had to say that twice to emphasize my point.

NYD said...

According to the local political climate all my answers must conform to everyone elses,

I think I wll wait to do this meme at a later time,

Mao hao!

lime said...

beach bum, sign of the apocalypse or a sign of my own mental instability that i came up with that scenario?

fred, biggest durn pineapple ya ever did see

misticblu, i had 4 years of french so in my head i still say meme as "mem" not as me-me. as for my spin..it's largely me entertaining myself and hopefully all you fine people.

mary, not unlike the dulcet tones of cats being stepped on, eh?

lime said...

nyd, be a rebel man!

Cheesy said...

If Yoko Ono and Billy Ray Cyrus sang a rap duet ---no other music would ever need to be written~~~ I would be deaf....

ciara said...

so THAT'S where my crocheted bud-caps went. (we had some, too, but of the more wider brim variety lol)

you're fave m&a olsen movie was the one when they went to visit gma's house isn't? it's mine, too.

cathy said...

MEEEM! LOL...


... Luzury, pure luxury! I've always dreamt of living in a pineapple. We live in a discarded supermarket trolley with no wheels. We don't have a sofa so we sit on a huge boulder which we stole from someone's rockery. During the night we roam the streets looking for stray animals to brush so we can weave clothes out of the hair they shed... but despite all this we are happy as long as we have our old "Dora the Explorer comic and Mr men books to read. Needless to say we make our own music by banging our heads together and rythmiclly slapping each other silly. It's a grand life for a former stock broker and her colleagues:)

cathy said...

I am not writing that again just to correct the spelling and I don't know anything about cut and paste...leave me alone I'm still on my first cup of coffee.

Chase Bjørnsen Ravndal said...

Hahaha that is quite funny. Billy Ray Cyrus is Miley Cyrus' dad right?

I like Zack and Cody and used to watch it everyday.

Btw, got here from Renny's blog.

SignGurl said...

Can you hook me up with one of those beer can hats? I think they are rather attractive.

lime said...

cheesy, it would be tragic in soooo many ways

ciara, i was tormented countless times with "mary kate and ashley's "passport to paris"

cathy, oh! so you're the new family who moved in down the street. welcome to the neighborhood!

chase, yes, miley is the spawn of billy ray. thanks for stopping by. glad to have you. :)

signgurl, what color would you like, and which beer?