Monday, April 19, 2010

The iPod Oracle

Any time I've ever seen this the "rules" say to put your iPod on shuffle and plug in whatever song comes up. Pffft, we don't need no steenking rules. I put it on shuffle and clicked through until I found an song that made me laugh or smile in some way.

How does the world see me?

Crazy by Aerosmith or Crazy by Tori Amos or Crazy by Seal (quite the them I have going, eh?)

What do you think of your best friend?
Crazier Than Me by Andy Toomey and the Gear Jammers (scary, huh?)

Will I have a happy life?
Si Senor by Gloria Estefan

What’s going to happen next?
Why Don't We Do It in the Road? by The Beatles

What do my friends really think of me?
Hard Headed Woman by Elvis Presley

Do people secretly lust after me?
Love is Different by Caedmon's Call

How can I make myself happy?
Dancing Under the Moon by Ottmar Liebert

What should I do with my life?
What Do U Want Me 2 Do? by Prince

Should I have more children?
With Imagination by Harry Connick, Jr

What is some good advice for me?
Please No Squeeza De Banana by Louis Prima
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow by frank Zappa

How will I be remembered?
We Have Forgotten by Sixpence None the Richer

What is my signature song?
The Way I Am by Ingrid Michaelson

What does everyone else think my signature song is?
Ironic by Alanis Morissette

What song will play at my funeral?
I'm Movin' On by Ray Charles

What type of men do I like?
Quality by Paul Simon

Where should I go on vacation?
She's Only Happy in the Sun by Ben Harper

What do I think about often?
Cake by Jim Gaffigan

What is your hobby?
Kidney Bingos by Wire

What is your life's purpose?
Soul Sacrifice by Santana

What is your life story?
Say Hello, Wave Goodbye by David Gray

What is your biggest secret?
Haunted by Evanescence

What do you think of your parents? (a stupid question but since I have selections which specifically address this...)
My Father Confused Me and Mothers Enunciate by Bill Cosby

What is your motto?
I'll Be Ok by Sondre Lerche

What do you want to be when you grow up?
Hot Mama by Trace Atkins
even though what I am is one of the
Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen (likely because of too many visits to the Ice Cream Man by Van Halen)


Craig said...

Cute meme. . .

"Should I have more children?"

(*snicker*) (*chortle*)


Sure, what the hell; why not? . . .


And, uh, WordVer = 'sarelyme'

Which, I suppose, could end up being a wardrobe recommendation for you. . . ;)

S said...

so i let crazy
take a spin
then i let crazy
settle in
kicked off my shoes
shut reason out
he said "first let's just
unzip your religion

sorry, I just couldn't get past the Tori reference in the beginning...

G-Man said...

You have a Motto...

BUT!! Do you have a Credo?

Craig said...

And, uh, one more thought, as re the 'children' question -

"Does that make me crazy?"

Breazy said...

very creative fun answers Lime. Hope you are doing well!

Anonymous said...

if i must, i must....

Logophile said...

You're Unbelievable


Cricket said...

No Patsy Cline? Or even Willie Nelson?

Hot Mama and Fat Bottomed Girls are not mutually exclusive. After all, they make the rockin' world go around.

Lately anyway, my theme song would probably be The Beatles' Don't Bother Me.

Dave said...

An interesting play on song titles Michelle - Dave

Suldog said...

Have I told you lately that I love you? Well, I do. Great fun stuff.

secret agent woman said...

That's an eclectic set of tunes you've got there on your ipod.

Jocelyn said...

I don't know why, but I constantly think of your post about playing music when you were chauffeuring the teens to their school (the early-morning route)...and how the kid up front had song-power. Anyhow, I'm imagning each of these as they'd be received by a car of teens...