1. You must post these rules.
Since it didn't specify where they had to be posted I put them on a roll of paper towels, which were later sacrificed in the service of spring cleaning. We'll muddle through somehow.
What do you really like that nobody else seems to enjoy at all?
Judging by the things left for me around the house one could only assume picking up dirty socks, hauling overflowing recycle bins, refilling empty toilet paper rolls, and washing sinks full of dirty dishes. Of course, we know what happens when you assume...
What thing from childhood (besides youth) do you wish you still had?
Being able to run around braless without risking brush-burned nipples.
If you could change just one event in history – what, how and why?
Are you asking me to mess around with the space-time continuum? Do you really want to risk that? Just look what I do with simple questions. For your own good and the good of humanity I am going to tiptoe away from this power you've given me before things get really dangerous around here. Feel free to thank me by assuring my future security. Email me for where to send large checks.
Favorite pizza toppings?
No jokes here. Pizza is too serious a subject. Green peppers, onions, garlic powder, crushed red pepper. Now who wants a nice, big post-pizza kiss?
Favorite alcoholic beverage? (Or non-alcoholic)
My favorite alcoholic was most fond of beer and whiskey.
Place you’ve never visited but would love to?
Hugh Jackman's lap
Favorite old movie?
We talking old in dog years? Geologic eras? Lifespan of a mayfly? Old is such a relative term. And I do believe the politically correct term would be "chronologically advanced."
Guilty musical pleasure?
Music alleviates guilt, never causes it. There are forms that are induce pain as opposed to pleasure though. The singer who shall not be named comes to mind.
You’ve won a huge lottery! Now what?
Oooohhh, Oooohhh, Ooooohhh, Aaaaahhhh, Aaaaaahhhh Aaaaahhhh, Mmmmmmmmmmmm
Modern convenience you just can’t live without?
The wheel is pretty nifty.
Do you really like question lists like these?
Now what do you think?