Sunday, January 27, 2013

Meme-ories


Ripping this off from Kat because it's been forever since I did one of these.


1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? 
Oh sure.  I figure many billions of people were named before I was.


2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? In pain or in pleasure?


3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? I don't especially care about it one way or another.


4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I didn't know lunch was an animal that could be butchered for its meat.


5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 
No baby goats here.  We aren't zoned for farm animals.


6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? 
Whoa.....weird existential moment here!


7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? 
No, never.


8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? 
Yes, I keep them on my key chain.


9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? 
I'd never engage in any activity that could lead to broken body parts.  I don't like to be reckless like that.  I'd prefer a nice evening of tatting doilies.....Wait...let me practice that with a straight face....


10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? If I chose one as a favorite won't the others feel slighted?


11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
I haven't figured out how to untie Birkenstocks.  


12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?  No, I know I am.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?  Yes


14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? That they are people.


15. RED OR PINK? 
Green


16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Why are you asking me to engage in negative self-talk?


17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? 
I rarely miss because my aim is excellent. (Nerf guns, nothing lethal here.  Lighten up, folks.)


18. WHAT IS THE TECHNIQUE THAT YOU NEED TO WORK ON THE MOST? That's a bit personal, don't you think?


19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
I have to wear shoes to do this?


20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? 
That's a bit personal, don't you think?


21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The sound of one hand clapping and trees falling in forests devoid of people.


22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Electric Lime....duh!


23. FAVORITE SMELLS? The water treatment plant at the end of town gives off such a lovely aroma on a late summer day.


24. HOW IMPORTANT ARE YOUR POLITICAL VIEWS TO YOU? Important enough to refuse to declare a political party but to vote every November.


25. MOUNTAIN HIDEAWAY OR BEACH HOUSE?  Sure.  Shall I forward my architectural plans for both?


26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Aerobic checkers, Nude figure skating


27. HAIR COLOR? Puce and pomegranate polka dots


28. EYE COLOR? Orange


29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? 
Contact paper is so sticky and hard to apply properly.  Plus it gives me a rash.


30. FAVORITE FOOD? For the belly, the soul, or the brain?


31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? 
Why are we comparing cinema to orgasms?  


32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Well, I generally listen to them too.  I can't think of a single movie I only watched without listening.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? 
I have to wear a shirt to do this?  What is this...no shirt, no shoes no meme-ing???


34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Autumn


35. FAVORITE DESSERT?  Chocolate covered Hugh Jackman (Admit it. You all would have been disappointed if I said something else.)


36. STRENGTH TRAINING OR CARDIO?  Yoga


37. COMPUTER OR TELEVISION? Books


38. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? 
How can I read a book and answer these questions at the same time?


39. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? 
Mice wear knee pads?  Wow!  Who knew?


40. FAVORITE SOUND? An orchestra of poorly tuned violins playing experimental jazz


41. FAVORITE GENRE OF MUSIC? 
Hip-hop bagpiping


42. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? 
I was tempted to steal Kat's answer of the brink of insanity then I realized it's actually my natural habitat.


43. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? 
Wouldn't you like to know?


44. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Earth


45. WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW?
Earth


46. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HOUSE? Which house?  My mountain hideaway or my beach house?


47. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR CAR? Plaid


48. DO YOU LIKE ANSWERING 48 QUESTIONS?  I liked answering 47 questions.  This one is just stupid.

11 comments:

Sailor said...

Cute :)

Leave It To Davis said...

I have had these emailed to me at work...I always delete them. I wish I had your list when I got them...they would have received your answers. Great job!

Bijoux said...

I really feel as though I know you now!

Daryl said...

its so nice we had this time together ...

Craig said...

Ahhhhhh. . . some existential hole in the cosmos has now been filled. . . Been a long time since you memed us. . .

4) But. . . does your handwriting like you?

9) Zipline, zipline, zipline. . .

15) My thoughts exactly! (Don't tell the G-Man, tho. . .)

23) Have I ever told you about the pile of waste-pulp at the sugar factory in my wife's hometown, on a warm summer day?

26) Some of those body parts do funny things in the course of a quadruple toe-loop, don't they?

Other Mary said...

Hahaha - love it. And I really like your taste in desserts!

Beach Bum said...

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

That is actually a vitally important question at my house. Wars have been fought because of someone going cheap on the deli slices. And don't even get me started on the subject of no-name salsa or mayo-based potato salad.

Kat said...

Honestly? I was hoping you would steal this from me. I always love your answers.

Um. The naked figure skating? That creates some less than pleasant visuals. I may have nightmares tonight. *shiver*

(M)ary said...

This meme seems like a password phishing expedition... I like how you diverted the readers with funny answers. well, unless your eyes really are orange!?

coopernicus said...

#9 - Can we first master walking without injuring ourselves, please?

#43 - if it involves any product labeled Wesson, I'm all for it.

Suldog said...

Why I love you...

"WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I have to wear shoes to do this?"

And then you follow it up with #33.

You make my comedy soul sing.