Thursday, May 29, 2008

Slice of Lime-I'm too Sexy

I had no ideas for what song to do this week. I considered re-running an old one. I'm telling ya, milking this farm thing for all it's worth this week. When I came home from the festival Sunday night I didn't change out of my costume. It's actually comfortable. My teen-aged daughters made comments about how unflattering a thing my costume is. I started dancing around singing Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" and thus this week's Slice of Lime was born.

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
(especially when the straight pins poke me)

So sexy it hurts

And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan

New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

No way I'm disco dancing
(but I'm up for a square dance)

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
(cars? what are cars?)

Too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my hat
(undo my bonnet strings, baby)

Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat

Poor pussy poor pussy cat

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love

Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song
(besides, the cows need milking)


Why yes, I am completely off my rocker. Thank you for noticing.

33 comments:

M said...

yahtzee!

worked the late shift last night and the early shift today so i am tired...oh boy this is a good yahtzee!

M said...

you ARE a sexy vixen!

i like your "come hither yon farmhand" look...is there a hay stack nearby in case you have a chance to roll in it with a hottie?

Cazzie!!! said...

Completely off your rocker, no way! You are cool as ice :) I think we would get along famously if ever we met in the flesh..why? Coz we are both crazy :)

Beach Bum said...

Watch out, you could end up setting a new fashion trend and put Tyra Banks out of work.

furiousBall said...

you can churn my butter any time

James Goodman, Author said...

lol, that's a great song, but even better pictures. :D

S said...

Hee hee hee that is most excellent, miss lime!

jillie said...

YOU? Off your rocker? What are ya nuts? LMAO...I love those pictures and the Drop Dead Fred added into it makes it all the funnier! I needed the good laugh to get me going.

You are simply adorable!!!!!!

XO

AndyT13 said...

You are DEFINITELY too sexy for that shirt. The skirt's not too great either LOL but hey, some people are willing to sacrifice comfort or style, others are NOT LOL

Maddy said...

You are tooooo silly.
Cheers

ciara said...

you really should do this in front of teenager's friends LOL

but really, ya look quite adorable :) being of your rocker is fun! hehe

NYD said...

You ought to have your picture pasted on packeges of homemade cookies or ice cream.

Kathryn said...

Bingo! I love that one! Perfect!

Seamus said...

LMAO @ the calf pic below!!!!

Careful with that sexy attitude, they might just toss you out of the commune ... or ... make you the Diva! ;)

Casdok said...

I think its very flattering?!!

Cheesy said...

Drink it up. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!! One sexxy milk wench!!!

Phain said...

what i wanna know is where exactly one goes to purchase an outfit such as that? i need one. no - seriously, i do.

hahaha!! now i've got this image of an amish woman dancing and it's just all sorts of wrong.

Bunny said...

There's an Amish guy with a secret laptop hidden in the barn downloading this to his porn file right this minute!

74WIXYgrad said...

I'm glad the Amish don't have computers. they'd be crashing blogger right about now. You doth looketh like a vixen.

lecram said...

LMAO! You are too sexy... in a Dutch PA sort of way.

dianecasmetamorphoses said...

I love the outfit!! Good job...and you can bet that I'm too sexy...is now playing up in my head...singing along!!!

BTExpress said...

LOL, you crack me up. We gave each other a laugh this week.

BTW, I like the way that dress fits around your, uh, your you knows. ;-)

Rob said...

I felt like you were singing to me, Michelle. How did you know I'm a "touche" man?! ;-)

Another fun, thought-provoking post -- as we've all come to expect from you! A lovely slice of Lime...

Liquid said...

"Bravo!"

Lime, girrrrrrl, you are killin' me, softly.com.

I got two words for you.......


"Me"















"OW"
















:)

Mona said...

"Where are you going to My pretty maid?"
"I'm going a milking sir" she ays
" what is your fortune my pretty main?"
" My face is my fortune, sir" she says

" Then I can't marry you my pretty maid"

" but nobody ASKED you, sir" she says....

You are right.. you are Too sexcy for words ;)

G-Man said...

Sister limey..
Thou art erecting more than a barn right now...
WOW!!!!

citizen of the world said...

Yes, off your rocker. But in an endearing way.

javajazz said...

that was great!
perhaps you went
one too many times around
on the rollercoaster last week?
i was worried Galen was
gonna start talking about
the Amish again, but he was
too busy
erecting his barn...

Jocelyn said...

From this one-woman-party to another (YOU):

well played.

That'll teach your daughters to voice an opinion.

~Tim said...

I still think you rock!

San said...

Gorgeous. Too sexy for your words.

KFarmer said...

If you're off your rocker, I've gone around the bend. I think you looked adorable. I luv playing dress-up too. :)

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