I had no ideas for what song to do this week. I considered re-running an old one. I'm telling ya, milking this farm thing for all it's worth this week. When I came home from the festival Sunday night I didn't change out of my costume. It's actually comfortable. My teen-aged daughters made comments about how unflattering a thing my costume is. I started dancing around singing Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" and thus this week's Slice of Lime was born.
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
(especially when the straight pins poke me)
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
(but I'm up for a square dance)
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
(cars? what are cars?)
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
(undo my bonnet strings, baby)
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
(besides, the cows need milking)
Why yes, I am completely off my rocker. Thank you for noticing.
33 comments:
yahtzee!
worked the late shift last night and the early shift today so i am tired...oh boy this is a good yahtzee!
you ARE a sexy vixen!
i like your "come hither yon farmhand" look...is there a hay stack nearby in case you have a chance to roll in it with a hottie?
Completely off your rocker, no way! You are cool as ice :) I think we would get along famously if ever we met in the flesh..why? Coz we are both crazy :)
Watch out, you could end up setting a new fashion trend and put Tyra Banks out of work.
you can churn my butter any time
lol, that's a great song, but even better pictures. :D
Hee hee hee that is most excellent, miss lime!
YOU? Off your rocker? What are ya nuts? LMAO...I love those pictures and the Drop Dead Fred added into it makes it all the funnier! I needed the good laugh to get me going.
You are simply adorable!!!!!!
XO
You are DEFINITELY too sexy for that shirt. The skirt's not too great either LOL but hey, some people are willing to sacrifice comfort or style, others are NOT LOL
You are tooooo silly.
Cheers
you really should do this in front of teenager's friends LOL
but really, ya look quite adorable :) being of your rocker is fun! hehe
You ought to have your picture pasted on packeges of homemade cookies or ice cream.
Bingo! I love that one! Perfect!
LMAO @ the calf pic below!!!!
Careful with that sexy attitude, they might just toss you out of the commune ... or ... make you the Diva! ;)
I think its very flattering?!!
Drink it up. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!! One sexxy milk wench!!!
what i wanna know is where exactly one goes to purchase an outfit such as that? i need one. no - seriously, i do.
hahaha!! now i've got this image of an amish woman dancing and it's just all sorts of wrong.
There's an Amish guy with a secret laptop hidden in the barn downloading this to his porn file right this minute!
I'm glad the Amish don't have computers. they'd be crashing blogger right about now. You doth looketh like a vixen.
LMAO! You are too sexy... in a Dutch PA sort of way.
I love the outfit!! Good job...and you can bet that I'm too sexy...is now playing up in my head...singing along!!!
LOL, you crack me up. We gave each other a laugh this week.
BTW, I like the way that dress fits around your, uh, your you knows. ;-)
I felt like you were singing to me, Michelle. How did you know I'm a "touche" man?! ;-)
Another fun, thought-provoking post -- as we've all come to expect from you! A lovely slice of Lime...
"Bravo!"
Lime, girrrrrrl, you are killin' me, softly.com.
I got two words for you.......
"Me"
"OW"
:)
"Where are you going to My pretty maid?"
"I'm going a milking sir" she ays
" what is your fortune my pretty main?"
" My face is my fortune, sir" she says
" Then I can't marry you my pretty maid"
" but nobody ASKED you, sir" she says....
You are right.. you are Too sexcy for words ;)
Sister limey..
Thou art erecting more than a barn right now...
WOW!!!!
Yes, off your rocker. But in an endearing way.
that was great!
perhaps you went
one too many times around
on the rollercoaster last week?
i was worried Galen was
gonna start talking about
the Amish again, but he was
too busy
erecting his barn...
From this one-woman-party to another (YOU):
well played.
That'll teach your daughters to voice an opinion.
I still think you rock!
Gorgeous. Too sexy for your words.
If you're off your rocker, I've gone around the bend. I think you looked adorable. I luv playing dress-up too. :)
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